Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[Graz]

Also...

The way I imagine "Wout Faes" is pronounced sounds like a Geordie describing a Moroccan man who's unfortunately lost his hat

 

[Miles Away]

Belgian, experience as a captain. Played for his country. 6'4. Right age.

I'll have that.

 

[homer]

Big oversized dartboard with a load of player names on it - LCFC just throwing darts at it to see what they get

#shambles

 

[bocadillo]

I wonder if there is a chance that Fofana could fail the medical.

They've taken to USA for some reason. Presumably they hope to find a problem and haggle the price down again.

 

[Volpone]

We need someone with big hair now Hamza has gone.

 

[Micky]

A very good source for Belgium players...

 

[SJN-Fox]

They've taken to USA for some reason. Presumably they hope to find a problem and haggle the price down again.

Why didn’t I think of that?

 

[Miles Away]

Reims haven't won this season, and have failed to keep a clean sheet. Sounds like he'll slot into the culture!

 

[DillyDing22]

He’s not played a single match this season

Kind of backs up my point, he’s been injured and they’ve been shite.

 

[Brown Nose]

We spent two years trying to sign this guy until he signed for Inter last year. This would be a deal I would approve of. He played on the left with Castagne on the right for Atalanta.

 

[glyn]

wasn’t he excellent at the Euros?

Monitoring = watching from the sideline as he joins someone else….

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[popillius]

I‘d take Les Dawson over Amartey FFS

And he’s dead

Did he swear and insult the baby Jebus?

 

[Brown Nose]

And we think we've got problems . . .

 

[camberwell fox]

And we think we've got problems . . .

Please be true…

 

[tedfoxxx]

Did he swear and insult the baby Jebus?

Teh baby jebus struck him down for not playing the piano properly

 

[popillius]

And we think we've got problems . . .

I'm gonna stick my neck out and, at the risk of sounding like a ****ing lunatic, I think Vestegaard would be great for them and suit their style of play perfectly.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

We spent two years trying to sign this guy until he signed for Inter last year. This would be a deal I would approve of. He played on the left with Castagne on the right for Atalanta.

Robin Gosens always looked top tier whenever I watched him. Plus Luke Thomas is our only proper left back. Despite this, he's still behind a RB in the pecking order for his position. So it is a problem position.

We need a quality LB, two CBs and a RW.

 

[Brown Nose]

Robin Gosens always looked top tier whenever I watched him. Plus Luke Thomas is our only proper left back. Despite this, he's still behind a RB in the pecking order for his position. So it is a problem position.

We need a quality LB, two CBs and a RW.

Thomas needs to go out on loan. He's going backwards here with the occasional game. He needs to play a full season in the Championship and then we'll know whether he's got it or not.

 

[popillius]

Thomas needs to go out on loan. He's going backwards here with the occasional game. He needs to play a full season in the Championship and then we'll know whether he's got it or not.

Yep. I think he's a cracking player at times, he just needs that extra bit of confidence. He'll get that if we can plan him out to a decent club and he does well.