Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[Biffa Bacon]

He is still in the area. I think he just changed rentals. His kid goes to Loughborough Grammar nursery.and his Mrs helps out there looking after the kids.

He sold his house in Quorn and took the kids out of school and was in the process of moving them to schools in London is the way I heard it but ended up renting and putting the kids back in their schools.

 

[M17TT C]

He is still in the area. I think he just changed rentals. His kid goes to Loughborough Grammar nursery.and his Mrs helps out there looking after the kids.

I heard that she works for Office Depot??

 

[TommyK]

He sold his house in Quorn and took the kids out of school and was in the process of moving them to schools in London is the way I heard it but ended up renting and putting the kids back in their schools.

Maybe the Arsenal interest has cooled.

 

[glyn]

As ever I’d much rather Youri went abroad than see him in another PL team.

 

[taupe]

I heard that she works for Office Depot??

Get outta town!

 

[Miles Away]

Youri's market is probably not as strong as he would hope.

He's played too much football for his age and yet seems to be a player that needs regular football to play his way into form.

He's brilliant, truly, but his best days might be behind him already.

That all said, I'd be thrilled if he stayed.

 

[lazzer]

I heard that she works for Office Depot??

She may do but she definately helps out at the nursery.

 

[Payne74]

I heard that she works for Office Depot??

She may do but she definately helps out at the nursery.

No wonder Youri won't sign another contract the wages must be terrible if his Mrs has to work two jobs to put food on the table

 

[popillius]

No wonder Youri won't sign another contract the wages must be terrible if his Mrs has to work two jobs to put food on the table

Three. She's also a whore. I saw her on The Street. She's BN's go to.

 

[camberwell fox]

Three. She's also a whore. I saw her on The Street. She's BN's go to.

Christ, she must stink like a Hungarian shot putters jockstrap.

 

[Graz]

Youri will go to Spurs or Newcastle, Maddison to the other one. Both will be devastating for us to see

 

[Leigh]

Bit more detail

 

[londonfox]

That is one ugly shirt

 

[taupe]

Is that body paint?

Or photoshopped?

Or a cartoon?

 

[popillius]

How ****ing shit are AC Milan nowadays...

AC Milan reach 'agreement' with Leicester defender Daniel Amartey

The latest Leicester City news as the defender is one of a few players out of contract in the summer and therefore available on a free transfer.

www.leicestermercury.co.uk

 

[Blue Maniac]

How ****ing shit are AC Milan nowadays...

AC Milan reach 'agreement' with Leicester defender Daniel Amartey

The latest Leicester City news as the defender is one of a few players out of contract in the summer and therefore available on a free transfer.

www.leicestermercury.co.uk

Paolo Maldini, Alessandro Costacurta, Alessandro Nesta, Franco Baresi, Marcel Desailly… yes, Daniel Amartey will fit right in to that history

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Stop the world I want to get off...

 

[M17TT C]

Fair ****ing play to him - no way can any of our lot really turn that down, let alone Daniel Amartey!

I can only assume Milan have no desire whatsoever to play out from the back.

 

[popillius]

I can only assume Barcelona will soon be in for Daka and PSG will be banging our door down for Thomas.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I can only assume Barcelona will soon be in for Daka and PSG will be banging our door down for Thomas.

Reminds me of the time that Football Rumours site reported a rumour I’d made up about Juventus coming in for Conrad Logan. Weird thing was someone had obviously added a bit of bullshit to it to make it sound more legit.