Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[H T B]

After last season's pathetic showing, can't think of many that get a pass.

 

[taupe]

£35 would work for me but if Wham want to spice the pot then please make it so.

As for "could be offers".... yeh, well, could be that Winona Ryder would give me a bj.

 

[Graz]

Good. Gerrum gone.

£35-40m would be lovely for Barnes, I think that's a good fee on our part but not a bad deal for them either.

If we can get that done, hopefully we can go get Pirnoe and a couple of other attackers while we continue to offload others.

 

[SilverFox]

£35 would work for me but if Wham want to spice the pot

I don’t want his freedom.

 

[Lako42]

I really want Barnes to leave actually.

Of all of the insipid, workshy wankers he ****ed me off the most last season due to the fact that he pissed all of his own talent up the wall whilst walking around trying his hardest to not be involved.

He shirked it big style, so much for one of our own.

Soft as shit when the going gets tough.



Having said that I have zero faith in the ****tards behind the scenes actually being able to sign and decent wide players.

 

[Volpone]

I really want Barnes to leave actually.

Of all of the insipid, workshy wankers he ****ed me off the most last season due to the fact that he pissed all of his own talent up the wall whilst walking around trying his hardest to not be involved.

He shirked it big style, so much for one of our own.

Soft as shit when the going gets tough.

Totally agree. He won't be able to get away with it at Newcastle. They'll suss him out in very short time.

 

[Payne74]

Totally agree. He won't be able to get away with it at Newcastle. They'll suss him out in very short time.

Hopefully the cheque would have cleared before then

 

[Volpone]

Hopefully the cheque would of cleared before then

would have

 

[Miles Away]

Seems pretty clear Soumare has no future at the club. Not selected for any preseason matches and no mention of an injury.

Be interesting to see if he even gets taken to Thailand.

I know he’s had some personal issues in the past, hope all is well for him.

 

[Fox Fan]

I wouldn't be surprised to see Barnes blossom under a decent manager. Who knows how good some of our squad might have turned out to be if they hadn't been 'managed' by Rodgers for the past two seasons.

 

[Brown Nose]

Seems pretty clear Soumare has no future at the club. Not selected for any preseason matches and no mention of an injury.

Be interesting to see if he even gets taken to Thailand.

I know he’s had some personal issues in the past, hope all is well for him.

Word on the street is that he's going to Napoli.

 

[popillius]

I wouldn't be surprised to see Barnes blossom under a decent manager. Who knows how good some of our squad might have turned out to be if they hadn't been 'managed' by Rodgers for the past two seasons.

He has blossomed. His stats over the last 3 seasons are absolutely exceptional. Better than Foden's. Better than Saka's.

Still, he's the big, bad, pantomime villain at the moment so.....

He's a fantastic player and had proven this time and time again. Without him last season we'd have probably been relegated with fewer points than Derby and by Christmas.

Anything less that £40m is a terrible outcome for us and an outstanding one for Newcastle.

 

[popillius]

Word on the street is that he's going to Napoli.

How much are we paying them to take the useless lump of ****?

 

[Blaarev]

Word on the street is that he's going to Napoli.

Word on la rue you mean?

Mercato : Naples veut faire le joli coup Boubakary Soumaré

Après la relégation de Leicester City, plusieurs joueurs de talent intéressent des clubs. C’est le cas de Boubakary Soumaré. Le milieu ne manque (...) - Footmercato

www.footmercato.net

 

[bocadillo]

Word on la rue you mean?

Mercato : Naples veut faire le joli coup Boubakary Soumaré

Après la relégation de Leicester City, plusieurs joueurs de talent intéressent des clubs. C’est le cas de Boubakary Soumaré. Le milieu ne manque (...) - Footmercato

www.footmercato.net

La Strada?

 

[homer]

I won’t believe it unless owngoalnigeria call it as a done deal

Napoli FFS

 

[Blaarev]

La Strada?

Pardon my French sauce

 

[pork pie fox]

Hmmmmmm. I’m in Italy at the minute and I haven’t seen him, so I don’t think that’s true.

 

[M17TT C]

 

[londonfox]

That’s not breaking news. It’s a non-story. Typical modern journalism.