The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, Summer 2024 rumours thread.

[homer]

Ayew FFS

Couldn’t believe we could scrape any lower in the shit barrel, but here we are

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Ayew would be OK as a squad player at the level we're likely to be struggling at.

Awkward **** to chuck on for the last 20 mins to get physical & try to make something happen against the usual dross that clogs up the arse end of the PL.
As long as he costs **** all I don't have an issue with it. We're in make do & mend territory as a club & we need to accept it.

 

[londonfox]

Also, a quick glance on Foxestalk shows that Allen Nixon puts out a tweet about us every other day and it's almost always complete bollocks.

I too think he'd be a good squad player. Didn't Forest sign his brother when Cooper was there?

 

[Micky]

Ayew is actually far better than he gets credit.

 

[alex]

What's happened to Nelson? I was excited about that.

 

[H T B]

Is this Jordan or Andre?

 

[camberwell fox]

Is this Jordan or Andre?

No, half.

 

[Robin127]

What's happened to Nelson? I was excited about that.

He's played in pre-season games.

 

[City Fan]

We’re linked with Ayew, whilst Southampton have just signed Brereton Diaz for £7m. Excellent signing for them.

We could have really done with him.

 

[fitz]

What's happened to Nelson?

Shot at the Battle of Trafalgar I think.

 

[fitz]

Is this Jordan or Andre?

Weird to name 2 of their kids after that celeb relationship really.

 

[SilverFox]

Shot at the Battle of Trafalgar I think.

And probably a greater chance of him getting his eye back than there is Leicester staying up this coming season.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is this Jordan or Andre?

Jordan

 

[H T B]

More proven in Premier league than Diaz.
Good back up ? Or starter?
Have to wait and see

 

[alex]

More proven in Premier league than Diaz.
Good back up ? Or starter?
Have to wait and see

Although didn’t Diaz score 6 in 14 last season for Sheff Youuu?

 

[City Fan]

Although didn’t Diaz score 6 in 14 last season for Sheff Youuu?

So more goals than Ayew scored in 35 games then.

 

[M17TT C]

Ayew is actually far better than he gets credit.

Hes pretty good on the ball, hard to get the ball off, good in tight situations and very hard working on the defensive side.

Also a shoe in for the bet builders to get fouled once or twice and the same with shots.

Absolutely abysmal scoring record though and I'm not sure how much, if any, an upgrade he is on the Nacho Nacho man.

 

[Micky]

Hes pretty good on the ball, hard to get the ball off, good in tight situations and very hard working on the defensive side.

Also a shoe in for the bet builders to get fouled once or twice and the same with shots.

Absolutely abysmal scoring record though and I'm not sure how much, if any, an upgrade he is on the Nacho Nacho man.

Because Nacho is a lazy bastard who would just stand on the halfway watching us get pummelled.

 

[Miles Away]

Lack of movement in either direction is becoming very Rudkin-y

 

[SilverFox]

We may have done our transfer business.