The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[Han]

Ditto

Hairy arm-pits?

No thanks

 

[Cate Fox]

Hairy arm-pits?

No thanks

But other than that, you would then?

 

[spionfox]

But other than that, you would then?

Got to admit, the novelty factor is more than a little appealing :icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

But other than that, you would then?

Why, what's the problem?

 

[Mawsley]

Green Flag not coming to collect me because my car is too old. A bit pointless me paying them money for three years then. Wankers.

 

[lazzer]

Green Flag not coming to collect me because my car is too old. A bit pointless me paying them money for three years then. Wankers.

Seriously? Surely they cant stand by that? Paying monies under false pretences?

 

[Mawsley]

Seriously? Surely they cant stand by that? Paying monies under false pretences?

Seriously.

It's in the booklet I never read which comes with the card I never looked at. One assumes that personal cover means precisely that - it doesn't.

 

[lazzer]

Seriously.

It's in the booklet I never read which comes with the card I never looked at. One assumes that personal cover means precisely that - it doesn't.

So under what age does your car have to be for them to collect it?

 

[Steven]

So under what age does your car have to be for them to collect it?

If it is over 16 years old then they won't touch it. :icon_wink

 

[Orifice]

Green Flag for coming out to my car and getting it totally wrong, despite being told exactly what the problem/remedy was.

 

[Jeff]

If it is over 16 years old then Gary Glitter won't touch it. :icon_wink

:icon_eek:

 

[Mawsley]

How did Diwali ever exist until Moonpig-dot-coma et al invented greetings cards for them?

Granted, the greetings card industry gave us 500 Whatevers of Summer (which will remain always awesome) but it makes Loose Women look valid.

I ****ing hate cards.

 

[Mawsley]

I would like to sign up to be the 719th TB poster to say "You can stick your Halloween trick and treating up your arse".

 

[Mawsley]

Buses.

I had to catch one today. They stink of people who stink of piss and everyone has lank hair and dead eyes.

Plus, they're pissing expensive. Even if they were filled with vivacious, semi-clad nymphets, intent on sucking every ounce of sap from me, I'd still think twice about paying three pounds thirty-five bastard pence.

**** off buses.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Buses.

I had to catch one today. They stink of people who stink of piss and everyone has lank hair and dead eyes.

Does " everyone " include your good self Maws? For the sake of your wife and children I sincerely hope not.:icon_wink

 

[Mawsley]

Does " everyone " include your good self Maws? For the sake of your wife and children I sincerely hope not.:icon_wink

By the end of the journey I felt like Death was stalking.

Death or Jeremy Kyle (whichever is worse).

 

[FoxCovert]

Buses.

I had to catch one today. They stink of people who stink of piss and everyone has lank hair and dead eyes.

Plus, they're pissing expensive. Even if they were filled with vivacious, semi-clad nymphets, intent on sucking every ounce of sap from me, I'd still think twice about paying three pounds thirty-five bastard pence.**** off buses.

What if they were going Cardiff via Sheffield etc.?

 

[Blue Maniac]

What if they were going Cardiff via Sheffield etc.?

Cardiff is easier via London. I even did it via Birmingham once, which by my standards is pretty direct.

 

[beaumontfox]

Cardiff via Brum is good when it's only £4 to do it. Well it was last summer anyhoo...

 

[Leesoh]

Expecting to get the results of an assessment for a potential job, and not hearing anything. I can only assume that it's so appalling, they are struggling to mark it....