The new "Things that piss you off" thread

[spionfox]

Fireworks.

 

[Cate Fox]

Fireworks.

Triple sodding ditto

 

[Blue Maniac]

Fireworks.

Buying them, letting them off and acting impressed by them are activities reserved for twats.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Buying them, letting them off and acting impressed by them are activities reserved for twats.

Enjoy the pack you purchased?

 

[Cate Fox]

Buying them, letting them off and acting impressed by them are activities reserved for twats.

It's like a ferking organised display near me and if it's like last year, it will finish around 3am. Bastards.

 

[Leesoh]

It's been dark since about 5pm, so why the ****ing twats around us have waited until now to set them off, I don't know.

 

[pork pie fox]

Buying them, letting them off and acting impressed by them are activities reserved for twats.

Or for people with small children who find them exciting

 

[Blue Maniac]

People whose children are impressed by small explosions should immediately be sterilised.

 

[pork pie fox]

People whose children are impressed by small explosions should immediately be sterilised.

Most of the time I find things you post are reasonable and intelligent. Posts like this always serve as a reminder that my judgement can be wrong at times.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Most of the time I find things you post are reasonable and intelligent. Posts like this always serve as a reminder that my judgement can be wrong at times.

Did you think I really meant it then?

 

[Steven]

Did you think I really meant it then?

You say things you don't mean.

 

[pork pie fox]

I took it at face value. You'd already called people twats for buying & using them. Perhaps a winking smiley when the follow up post was along the same lines might have made me think you weren't being serious. I've been here long enough to realise a lot said on here is in jest, 2 posts in a row gave the impression this was a view you held. Apology accepted though :icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

I took it at face value. You'd already called people twats for buying & using them. Perhaps a winking smiley when the follow up post was along the same lines might have made me think you weren't being serious. I've been here long enough to realise a lot said on here is in jest, 2 posts in a row gave the impression this was a view you held. Apology accepted though :icon_wink

Come on PPF, you know I deal mostly in exaggeration :icon_lol: virtually nothing I say is serious, even in real life.

 

[homer]

My kids loved the fireworks we had in the garden - faces were an absolute picture

But, like with Halloween, it won't stop the stupid miserable ****s from making stupid miserable generalist comments about them

Just like they do every year, sad stupid miserable ****s that they are

 

[Steven]

My kids loved the fireworks we had in the garden - faces were an absolute picture

But, like with Halloween, it won't stop the stupid miserable ****s from making stupid miserable generalist comments about them

Just like they do every year, sad stupid miserable ****s that they are

Maybe the truth is that they have had so much fun the rest of the year that by late October/November they cannot handle any more?

 

[Blue Maniac]

My kids loved the fireworks we had in the garden - faces were an absolute picture

But, like with Halloween, it won't stop the stupid miserable ****s from making stupid miserable generalist comments about them

Just like they do every year, sad stupid miserable ****s that they are

Maybe I wasn't entirely kidding with the sterilisation comment :icon_lol:

 

[Hazzman]

My kids loved the fireworks we had in the garden - faces were an absolute picture

But, like with Halloween, it won't stop the stupid miserable ****s from making stupid miserable generalist comments about them

Just like they do every year, sad stupid miserable ****s that they are

Kids at my family's bash just started all crying. Most excited person was Baco the Fire Steward.

 

[drummindefender]

I love fireworks me. BANG

 

[Cate Fox]

I wouldnt dislike fireworks so much if they weren't still going off at 3am, like they were this morning. Some people are so inconsiderate.

 

[Hector]

Maybe I wasn't entirely kidding with the sterilisation comment :icon_lol:

It would be too late anyway, if they had already had their children.