The random joke thread

[homer]

That was with minimal effort, in fact I got two A's in English at GCSE level.....

Just about sums it up. There's not even one, you thicko....... :icon_roll

 

[tedfoxxx]

Just about sums it up. There's not even one, you thicko....... :icon_roll

I done goofed.

 

[Matt_B]

Me and the wife had a 6.9 last night, it was a bit like a 69, but with a period.

 

[Jeff]

Is there anyone who didn't have to read of mice and men at school?

Me

 

[The Major]

Me

It probably hadn't been written by then.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Is there anyone who didn't have to read of mice and men at school?

Yes, me.

 

[Jeff]

Yes, me.

It probably hadn't been written by then.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Me and the wife had a 6.9 last night, it was a bit like a 69, but with a period.

:icon_lol: ****ing disgraceful.

 

[bocadillo]

Me and the wife had a 6.9 last night, it was a bit like a 69, but with a period.

I prefer a 70. It's exactly like a 69, but then she owes me one.

 

[RHYDAL]

Sat opposite an Indian lady on a train today and got a bit concerned when she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.

I thought she was dead until i saw the red dot on her forehead and realised she was on standby.Who will be first to call me a racist....

 

[manxfox]

Why do deaf girls masturbate with one hand?

So they can moan with the other.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

I prefer a 70. It's exactly like a 69, but then I owe her one.

Sounds about right...

 

[Macky]

Is there anyone who didn't have to read of mice and men at school?

Yes.

but dats prolly cuz i dint doo much skool me lol loooozerz init skool wtf dat shyt pmsls

 

[RHYDAL]

A charity song is being released to help the Pakistan Flood Relief Fund.............. Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.

 

[MKFox]

C, E-flat and G go into a bar.
The bartender says, "sorry,but we don't serve minors."

 

[lazzer]

C, E-flat and G go into a bar.
The bartender says, "sorry,but we don't serve minors."

Shocking.

 

[Spanky Fox]

Sat opposite an Indian lady on a train today and got a bit concerned when she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.

I thought she was dead until i saw the red dot on her forehead and realised she was on standby.Who will be first to call me a racist....

YOU ****ING RACIST

P.S Being indian i found it funny and shared it with the other indian's around this place, not so funny to them!!

 

[RHYDAL]

YOU ****ING RACIST

P.S Being indian i found it funny and shared it with the other indian's around this place, not so funny to them!!

Understandable. In this day and age, things being on standby is frowned upon.:icon_wink
P.S. I bet they thought the second joke was funny though eh?

 

[SJN-Fox]

A cow, an ant and an arsehole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.



Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!



Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!









































Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn now--- Say something............!!!

 

[SwedeFox]