The random joke thread

[FryattFox]

Worst joke in the thread, and that's saying something.

 

[Cate Fox]

Worst joke in the thread, and that's saying something.

You seem to have a problem with my posts today..

 

[FryattFox]

You seem to have a problem with my posts today..

No more so than usual. :icon_wink

I made a bad joke. You made a bad joke. Let's hug and make up.

 

[Cate Fox]

No more so than usual. :icon_wink

I made a bad joke. You made a bad joke. Let's hug and make up.

:icon_lol: you big tit

 

[FryattFox]

:icon_lol: you big tit.

If it helps, I'm sorry for my awful joke.

No worries. I'm sorry too. :icon_bigg

 

[Darth Vodka]

Penis van
Lesbian

ugh...remind me of a similar joke where a mysterious old woman turns up and saves the farmer's livelihood by melting his cows back into life from being frozen blocks

btw, what's your name?

thora hird


hmmm

 

[Macky]

I blew a speaker in my car earlier.

Thankfully though, he was a motivational speaker. So, although it left a nasty taste in my mouth, I'm feeling quite positive about it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I blew a speaker in my car earlier.

Thankfully though, he was a motivational speaker. So, although it left a nasty taste in my mouth, I'm feeling quite positive about it.

:icon_lol: Twat.

 

[Cate Fox]

I blew a speaker in my car earlier.

Thankfully though, he was a motivational speaker. So, although it left a nasty taste in my mouth, I'm feeling quite positive about it.

Where's FryattFox?? This joke is as bad as the one I posted for sure :icon_lol:

 

[RHYDAL]

This joke is as bad as the one I posted for sure :icon_lol:

No, no it isn't.

 

[Cate Fox]

No, no it isn't.

:icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

It isnt Cate. :icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

It isnt Cate. :icon_lol:

ok Lazz... I'll accept your word.

 

[FryattFox]

Where's FryattFox?? This joke is as bad as the one I posted for sure :icon_lol:

No, no it isn't.

It isnt Cate. :icon_lol:

ok Lazz... I'll accept your word.

The people have spoken. :icon_lol:

(And we have to factor in that Macky was probably drunk...)

 

[Darth Vodka]

my mate's taken to drinking brake fluid

i think he's addicted, but he says he can stop at any time

 

[RHYDAL]

my mate's taken to drinking brake fluid

i think he's addicted, but he says he can stop at any time

Should have done what Cate did and pad this joke out a bit.

 

[FryattFox]

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

 

[Cate Fox]

Should have done what Cate did and pad this joke out a bit.

They'll never learn...:icon_lol:

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

My mate had to go in for a bone marrow transplant the other week. He went to visit the doctor & he told him they only had one marrow donor that was suitable, but he was all the way in Argentina. 'Great, I'll go to Argentina & have the operation.

Thankfully the operation was a success & my mate decided to write a letter to the man to show his appreciation, he wrote:
Dear, Diego Marrow Donor..

If I don't get slated for this, I'm the luckiest f****r to walk the earth...

 

[Motown Fox]

Did the surgeon use the hand of god I wonder.

As soon as Argentina was mentioned I knew what was coming.