The random joke thread

[Macky]

A man goes into a bank enquiring about a loan, the assistant in the bank says "I'm sorry, the loan arranger isn't in today."
"That's okay, I'll speak to Tonto instead if he's available."

 

[Macky]

A man goes into a bank enquiring about a loan

I could've also just stopped at that point as well

 

[RHYDAL]

They'll never learn...:icon_lol:

Nor will you.Woosh.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Nor will you.Woosh.

I considered it...

 

[RHYDAL]

I considered it...

I considered calling her a retard, but I thought that would be lost too.

 

[Cate Fox]

I considered calling her a retard, but I thought that would be lost too.

I'd rather be a retard than welsh

 

[RHYDAL]

I'd rather be a retard than welsh

Racist.

 

[MHS]

My mate had to go in for a bone marrow transplant the other week. He went to visit the doctor & he told him they only had one marrow donor that was suitable, but he was all the way in Argentina. 'Great, I'll go to Argentina & have the operation.

Thankfully the operation was a success & my mate decided to write a letter to the man to show his appreciation, he wrote:
Dear, Diego Marrow Donor..

If I don't get slated for this, I'm the luckiest f****r to walk the earth...

I laughed out loud. :icon_redf :icon_lol:

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Just saw a fat girl wearing a 'I love hip hop' t shirt.

Think the C and S came off in the wash.

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

Two blondes walk into a building... You'd have thought at least one of them would've seen it...

 

[Hector]

Two atoms are walking down the road.

1st atom: Oh!...I've just lost an electron.
2nd atom: Are you sure?
1st atom: Yes, I'm positive.

(Note: Americans don't appreciate this joke, as it's too ionic)

 

[Darth Vodka]

Two atoms are walking down the road.

1st atom: Oh!...I've just lost an electron.
2nd atom: Are you sure?
1st atom: Yes, I'm positive.

(Note: Americans don't appreciate this joke, as it's too ionic)

seems nice that they bonded

(yeah i know they, they'd be sharing the electons )

 

[RHYDAL]

(yeah i know they, they'd be sharing the electons )

I feel compelled to condem this.

 

[Darth Vodka]

I feel compelled to condemn this.

i would have thought electron jokes would have brought you out of your shell...

 

[Motown Fox]

I think that both of you should be charged with crimes against hu manity

 

[city-faithful]

Helium walks into the bar and the bar tender looks at it and says 'Sorry we don't serve noble gases'....Helium doesn't react.

Boom boom.

 

[RHYDAL]

i would have thought electron jokes would have brought you out of your shell...

Why did you correct my spelling? It was right the first time.

 

[Feriol]

It's getting like an episode of The Big Bang Theory in here.

 

[lazzer]

Right Ok the boffins have an intellectual chortle. Can we get back to filth please.

 

[fosseboy83]

Right Ok the boffins have an intellectual chortle. Can we get back to filth please.

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