The random joke thread

[Cate Fox]

adenosine tri-phosphate?

in the words of Cate...booo gerrof

:icon_lol:

 

[FOX Franks]

saw a fat singer with a laptop

i think it was a Dell

I like that one.

Saw a dyslexic yorkshireman to other day.

He was wearing a catflap.

 

[Darth Vodka]

I just opened a new restaurant in Japan, I was a bit shaky at first but soon enough the customers came flooding in.

 

[MKFox]

Saw a dyslexic yorkshireman to other day.

He was wearing a catflap.

:icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in the local Marks & Spencer store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"

The young lad behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the young lad doesn`t answer him.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"

And the young lad just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the young lad, "why the heck wouldn`t you answer that guy's question?"

The young lad answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

Jokes about stuttering are shit.

 

[SJN-Fox]

'Ere! What happened to MK's joke er, I mean post (?)

 

[spionfox]

'Ere! What happened to MK's joke er, I mean post (?)

Was that the one currently residing in the Japan Tsunami thread? The one about rich because of cars and boats in the drive-way?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Was that the one currently residing in the Japan Tsunami thread? The one about rich because of cars and boats in the drive-way?

Haha ... that's the one ... Ooops, wrong thread. Jeez it's been a long day.

 

[spionfox]

Haha ... that's the one ... Ooops, wrong thread. Jeez it's been a long day.

It should have been in this thread. It seems inappropriate for the other one.

 

[drummindefender]

I dont think it's appropriate to make jokes after this tragedy. I know its hard to feel sorry or sympathy because they're foreign, but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant, they've been left with nothing.Oh well, theres always next season Arsenal

 

[bocadillo]

I dont think it's appropriate to make jokes after this tragedy.

Is it ever appropriate after a tragedy? Is it ever appropriate to make a joke at the expense of another?

 

[Darth Vodka]

Is it ever appropriate after a tragedy? Is it ever appropriate to make a joke at the expense of another?

erm...you did get the joke there Boc?

 

[bocadillo]

erm...you did get the joke there Boc?

eeerrr... probably not. I'll go back and look again, shall I?

 

[FryattFox]

eeerrr... probably not. I'll go back and look again, shall I?

And...

:icon_lol:

 

[drummindefender]

erm...you did get the joke there Boc?

:icon_lol:

 

[MHS]

A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.

I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.

 

[Darth Vodka]

got this text at 2am this morning

it said

A G N B

i think it was bang out of order

 

[Darth Vodka]

an american pilot is flying over Tripoli when he sees two flying carpets with machine gunners on them

feeling in danger, he shoots them down

when he gets back to base, he gets a right bollocking

apparently, they were allied carpets

 

[MKFox]

an american pilot is flying over Tripoli when he sees two flying carpets with machine gunners on them

feeling in danger, he shoots them down

when he gets back to base, he gets a right bollocking

apparently, they were allied carpets

woeful....

 

[H T B]

What do you do if the cat spits at you?


Turn the griddle down.:icon_razz