There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
The version I heard was...The version I heard (30+ years ago), is:
There was a young man from Rhyl
Who swallowed a nuclear pill
His sexual organ was found in Glamorgan
And his nuts up a tree in Brazil
So I asked my Swiss friend the advantages of living in Switzerland. He said the flag is a big plus.
Elvis, my pet mouse, has just died. He was caught in a trap.
I always put far too many syllables in the last line my man
(or the 1st line in the major's case)
There was a policeman from Clapham Junction
Whose penis just wouldn't function.
For all of his life
He fooled his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks just wouldn't scan
When asked why this was
he answered becos
I always put far too many syllables in the last line my man
(or the 1st line in the major's case)
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I don't write these jokes you know :icon_winkThere used to be a very helpful poster who came on to explain the meaning of jokes, i wonder if he might pop back to help Major out with his limericks:icon_bigg
Anyone know a maths teacher who can tell me how many times 30 goes into 15?
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Leicester | 46 | 97 |
2 | Ipswich | 46 | 96 |
3 | Leeds Utd | 46 | 90 |
4 | Southampton | 46 | 87 |
5 | West Brom | 46 | 75 |
6 | Norwich City | 46 | 73 |
7 | Hull City | 46 | 70 |
8 | Middlesbro | 46 | 69 |
9 | Coventry City | 46 | 64 |
10 | Preston | 46 | 63 |
11 | Bristol City | 46 | 62 |
12 | Cardiff City | 46 | 62 |
13 | Millwall | 46 | 59 |
14 | Swansea City | 46 | 57 |
15 | Watford | 46 | 56 |
16 | Sunderland | 46 | 56 |
17 | Stoke City | 46 | 56 |
18 | QPR | 46 | 56 |
19 | Blackburn | 46 | 53 |
20 | Sheffield W | 46 | 53 |
21 | Plymouth | 46 | 51 |
22 | Birmingham | 46 | 50 |
23 | Huddersfield | 46 | 45 |
24 | Rotherham Utd | 46 | 27 |