The random joke thread

[Melton Fox]

Some Good News From Sheffield this week

The Winner of Bullseye finally got to use his Speedboat.

:icon_lol:

 

[Han]

Some Good News From Sheffield this week

The Winner of Bullseye finally got to use his Speedboat.

 

[pistol]

I was wandering around Speakers’ Corner with a mate one Sunday morning and we stopped to listen to a bearded man singing the praises of the Muslim religion. Soon he switched to a pretty aggressive attack on Christianity. During this, a man in a yellow cagoule arrived on a mountain bike. He then began heckling the Muslim speaker, correcting Biblical misquotations and challenging theological points.
The Muslim kept beckoning the heckler forward but was clearly quite comfortable where he was . Eventually, the exasperated Muslim stepped down from the stage and walked towards the heckler to continue the debate. “There you are”, I said to my mate, “if the mountain bike won’t go to Mohammed….”

 

[OldGit]

Whats got 4 legs and 1 arm?
















A doberman in a playground.

 

[OldGit]

What do you call a black man flying a plane?






































A pilot, you racist bastard!!!

 

[drummindefender]

50 years ago 20 blokes chasing a black man was called the Ku Klux Klan


today its called formula one

 

[drummindefender]

My mate just went and crashed his brand new skoda

theres ****ing jam and sponge everywhere!

 

[Hazzman]

Bit naughty this

Q) What do Islamic terrorist devices have in common with UHT milk?
A) They don't go off.

 

[OldGit]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html

 

[Feriol]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html

 

[pds]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html

Fantastic :icon_lol:

 

[fosseboy83]

:icon_lol:

ace

 

[Hazzman]

The latest footie rumour involves Sol Campbell making a comeback to White Hart Lane. His agent said 'Sol is interested in a move back to the club where he made it, he's particular excited about working with the new Spurs strikerforce Bent and Keane'

 

[fcukcov]

"I am finally glad to be in work after seeing a very bad car crash this morning. It was one of those new Skodas, it looked horrible, there was cake everywhere..."

 

[MHS]

"I am finally glad to be in work after seeing a very bad car crash this morning. It was one of those new Skodas, it looked horrible, there was cake everywhere..."

 

[drummindefender]

"I am finally glad to be in work after seeing a very bad car crash this morning. It was one of those new Skodas, it looked horrible, there was cake everywhere..."

see post 887 leroy.......

 

[Richie_d123]

Top 10 dumb blonde inventions

1. The waterproof towel
2. Solar powered torch
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Waterproof tea bag

 

[fox58]

Mum why have i got the biggest cock at nursery?

It’s because you 30 years old and a retard, now don't spill any of your spaghetti hoops on your Forest shirt

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Mum why have i got the biggest cock at nursery?

It’s because you 30 years old and a retard, now don't spill any of your spaghetti hoops on your Forest shirt

 

[Singth]

Top 10 dumb blonde inventions

1. The waterproof towel
2. Solar powered torch
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Waterproof tea bag

Excellent