The random joke thread
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tedfoxxx
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spionfox
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I think you'll find that quote was actually made by Denzil rather than George.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Denzil from Only Fools and Horses?
spionfox
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You say 'to may to' I say 'to mar to'
You say 'pot aye to' I say 'pot ar to'
You say 'Denzel' I say 'Denzil'............
Time for bed I think!
FryattFox
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Nigel Pearson and Alex Ferguson are having a drink in the working mens club.
Nige buys the first round and then Fergie buys the second, after that Nige buys the third.
Then Nige says to Fergie 'shouldn't you be off now. It's the fourth round.
Motown Fox
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On a similar vein my son on the way back on Sunday has put on his facebook that he is not in for a serious relationship as it may effect him going to a City game!!
His reasons "well if I was going with a girlfriend and she wanted to do something on the same day City were playing Derby there is no way he would miss the game"
He later said something about "there's more fish in the sea"
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Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
I once said to an old girlfriend: "I've known you six months, I've known City all my life. Who do you think I'll be with on Saturday?"
lazzer
Moderator
You still live alone BM ?
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
:icon_lol: What do you think??
Boy Genius
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Can you spare just £2?
Ranji Is A Nine Year Old Boy In Pakistan. He Has One Leg, One Arm And One Eye. Every Day He Has To Ride Seven Miles To School Along A Narrow Road On A Rusty Bike With Bent Wheels, No Brakes And Only One Pedal If You Send Us Just £2 We Will Send You The Video. Its ****ing Hilarious
Ranji Is A Nine Year Old Boy In Pakistan. He Has One Leg, One Arm And One Eye. Every Day He Has To Ride Seven Miles To School Along A Narrow Road On A Rusty Bike With Bent Wheels, No Brakes And Only One Pedal If You Send Us Just £2 We Will Send You The Video. Its ****ing Hilarious
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
If the one pedal is on the same side as the absent leg, I'll pay anything up to a fiver.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
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