The random joke thread

[Han]

My son asked me "Dad, do Ginger people's penises taste of Ginger?"

I said "Don't be ridiculous!",

"Nobody knows".

 

[Han]

Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel.


Ground Breaking stuff.

 

[Han]

A bad workman always blames his fools


EDIT: *tools.

bluddy keyboard

 

[Graz]

A bad workman always blames his fools


EDIT: *tools.

bluddy keyboard

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I got sacked from my job in the Fish Market for shagging the Fishmongers daughter, she just laid on the the slab and said fillet.

 

[Blue Maniac]

A bad workman always blames his fools


EDIT: *tools.

bluddy keyboard

:icon_lol:

 

[SJN-Fox]

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders. All I said was, ‘hurry up for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!’

 

[SwedeFox]

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders. All I said was, ‘hurry up for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!’

This could qualify as Running Gag of the Year at this rate. You do know that you've posted the same joke in this thread before? I would have let you off if it was a good one...

 

[SJN-Fox]

I know, it just seemed like an appropriate time to resurect it.

 

[Han]

How many alzheimers sufferers does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

 

[RHYDAL]

I got sacked from my job in the laxative factory after being caught binging on their product. They cited gross incontinence.

 

[Blue Maniac]

How many alzheimers sufferers does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

 

[bocadillo]

Drink your cocoa, dear. It will be all right in the morning,

 

[SJN-Fox]

Somebody wrote mong on my window today, took me ages to lick it off.

 

[Han]

[Joke removed by The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea]

 

[Profondo Rosso]

I think I saw Michael J Fox in a florists today.

I can't be sure though as he had his back to the fuschias.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

A duck and a chicken are walking down the road together when the duck goes to cross the road. 'Don't do it mate' says the chicken. 'You'll never hear the end of it.'

 

[Macky]

Thank you Mr Profondocious for your two nominations for the worst joke of the year. It's going to be a tough choice.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Are bad jokes not the point of this thread?

 

[Macky]

Are bad jokes not the point of this thread?

The very notion that this thread could actually have a point is terrifying