Chuck T Masala
New Member
I met a girl with a fanny like plasticine last week, I haven't shagged her yet but I think I've made an impression.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stuffed inside Antony Worrall Thompson's jacket.
"Welcome to Ready Steady Cook! Anthony you had £5 to spend - what's in your bag? "
"Organic chicken, lingoustines, rice, stock, wine , scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goat's cheese 3 bottles of cava and a bottle of blue nun.....and I have £5.00 left over."
To be frank, it's a total shambles. Snails, as everyone knows, move considerably slower than either a tortoise or a turtle.A turtle ?
Walking down the street ?
Forgive me for saying this, but I firmly believe that that incident did not actually take place at all. You've made it up, haven't you ?
Now if it was a tortoise.........
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Leicester | 46 | 97 |
2 | Ipswich | 46 | 96 |
3 | Leeds Utd | 46 | 90 |
4 | Southampton | 46 | 87 |
5 | West Brom | 46 | 75 |
6 | Norwich City | 46 | 73 |
7 | Hull City | 46 | 70 |
8 | Middlesbro | 46 | 69 |
9 | Coventry City | 46 | 64 |
10 | Preston | 46 | 63 |
11 | Bristol City | 46 | 62 |
12 | Cardiff City | 46 | 62 |
13 | Millwall | 46 | 59 |
14 | Swansea City | 46 | 57 |
15 | Watford | 46 | 56 |
16 | Sunderland | 46 | 56 |
17 | Stoke City | 46 | 56 |
18 | QPR | 46 | 56 |
19 | Blackburn | 46 | 53 |
20 | Sheffield W | 46 | 53 |
21 | Plymouth | 46 | 51 |
22 | Birmingham | 46 | 50 |
23 | Huddersfield | 46 | 45 |
24 | Rotherham Utd | 46 | 27 |