Things that piss you off

[Leesoh]

That has narrowed it down quite a bit now though! :icon_wink

I want to laugh, but I can't.:icon_sad:

 

[Hammond Organ]

I want to laugh, but I can't.:icon_sad:

Buy japanese, they run and run...

 

[Leesoh]

Buy japanese, they run and run...

I have never had a Japanese car, Mr H did, it was ok. I wish I still had my Ibiza, to be fair. That's how sad I am.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I have never had a Japanese car, Mr H did, it was ok. I wish I still had my Ibiza, to be fair. That's how sad I am.

Mate of mine works for Seat in Barcelona. They are mainly Audi/VW/Skodas these days. They all share the parts.

 

[Disco Bob]

Slashed bicycle tyres and 5 mile jogs home pushing a bicycle at midnight.

Feckingbollockingbastardwankcunt.

 

[H T B]

They're not called "pushbikes" for no reason DB

 

[Disco Bob]

They're not called "pushbikes" for no reason DB

I hope you understand that when I write the words "****" and "off you ****" that they are typed with love in an affectionate manner.

I mean to say, for the love of an unborn child, who the ****ing **** stabs a ****ing bike tyre?

Wankers.

 

[Durham Fox]

Someone is going to have a field day when they read this, but British made cars really piss me off.

Fcukcov and me did try to tell you

 

[Disco Bob]

A stack overflow resulting from infinite regression in Lisp

Flipping annoying

Trust me

 

[Macky]

A stack overflow resulting from infinite regression in Lisp

Flipping annoying

Trust me

Too many zeros & not enough 1's DB, I think you'll find that's the problem.

The 1's stack more neatly together than the more bulky zeros you see, that's what causes the stack to overflow.

You could write a 'zero parallel orientation' sub routine to get them all lying on their side & stacking nicely but it's a lot of hassle.

 

[Matt_B]

Or just use a mans language, like VB^

 

[Disco Bob]

The solution was so simple.

An (unless null) was all it took.

Pathetic.

I expect computers to be clever enough not to need telling this. Christ - my computer appear to be a stupid as the average City fan (capable of greatness but inexorably drawn to churning out crap).

 

[homer]

 

[Disco Bob]

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The irony of a Ginger taking the piss out of anyone else's appearance is almost overwhelming... :icon_wink

 

[Disco Bob]

Being woken.

Two nights on the trot I have gone to bed at 2am.

Two mornings on the trot I have been rudely woken. Yesterday, workmen were drilling the damn road outside my window at half-past seven. This morning at 6am there was a bleeding dustman acting like Mario Andretti revving the nuts off his vehicle in front of the house.

Where can I buy a gun?

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Being woken.

Two nights on the trot I have gone to bed at 2am.

Two mornings on the trot I have been rudely woken. Yesterday, workmen were drilling the damn road outside my window at half-past seven. This morning at 6am there was a bleeding dustman acting like Mario Andretti revving the nuts off his vehicle in front of the house.

Where can I buy a gun?

why not try going to bed a bit earlier

 

[Macky]

Wow, smoking makes you look really cool don't it?

I'm gonna smoke more so I'll look cool like him.

 

[Disco Bob]

why not try going to bed a bit earlier

At work?

 

[Disco Bob]

Wow, smoking makes you look really cool don't it?

 

[spionfox]

Looking up at my official LCFC calendar to see Josh Low is part of the December trio