Things that piss you off

[Jeff]

When Carlisle v f*r*st gets called off early enough for the tree huggers not to start their journey. I'd have left it until the last minute.

 

[Leesoh]

Meetings that last longer than an hour.

I walked out of a meeting that had gone on for more than 4 hours, and I had written down 4 action points during that time. I could have spent the time doing something more useful and constructive (cue the suggestions....).

 

[MKFox]

I could have spent the time undressing mk in my imagination (actually I did, it was the only thing that got me through the meeting, he's a fine stallion of a man)

woah! Easy tiger...

 

[Leesoh]

woah! Easy tiger...

You never fail to disappoint.....:icon_roll

Bet you've not heard that for a while....

 

[lazzer]

To be fair Lee in meetings you would normally write things down to do and then proceed to do feck all about them .:icon_bigg

 

[Leesoh]

To be fair Lee in meetings you would normally write things down to do and then proceed to do feck all about them .:icon_bigg

Confession time...those were never action points, usually it was my shopping list.

 

[lazzer]

I bet your other half went ballistic when 17 pallets of beans turned up on your doorstep and he'd ran completely out of toilet roll :icon_wink
By the way they still havent replaced you :icon_wink

 

[Brauny Blue]

Any meeting at work lasting over an hour, and i seriously struggle to stay awake:icon_conf

 

[Leesoh]

I bet your other half went ballistic when 17 pallets of beans turned up on your doorstep and he'd ran completely out of toilet roll :icon_wink
By the way they still havent replaced you :icon_wink

He should have told me what he planned on using first.

I'm irreplacable, by the way. To be honest, I thought Little Hitler would have claimed it by now, in his attempt to take the place over.

 

[Brauny Blue]

He should have told me what he planned on using first.

I'm irreplacable, by the way. To be honest, I thought Little Hitler would have claimed it by now, in his attempt to take the place over.

I'm not interested:icon_bigg

 

[muzzysgal]

Incompetence.

 

[Trifull]

People that ring for a taxi, ask for it straight away, then aren't bloody ready when it turns up !!

 

[Biff]

Those red bins for Dog Crap.

They put them way to high for my Jack Russels.

 

[lazzer]

Wankers who wear bluetooth head sets whilst sitting at their desks

 

[Macky]

Wankers who wear bluetooth head sets

Totally agree, just how ****ing lazy does a person need to be that they can't be arsed to hold a ****ing phone with one hand.
****wit devices is all they are.


I recently threw a packet of biscuits at somebody in Tescos because I thought he was a mental walking around talking to himself, but it turned out he was talking to somebody on a blutooth headset.

 

[Melton Fox]

Things that can't tell the difference between people and things.

 

[drew]

People who **** up your plans....

 

[muzzysgal]

People who **** up your plans....

If you'd posted that in the correct thread, I would have to agree with you.

 

[Melton Fox]

Things that can't tell the difference between people and things.

People who **** up your plans....

Mmmmm

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Pants that cut in to your tender bit.