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Being shy. That pisses me off, makes everything more difficult than it could be.
 
Women with PMT

Me-Do you want a coffee ?
Them- If I want one I'll make one myself,I'm not a ****ing invalid

Me-Ok sorry
Them-Why do you ask anyway,you have never asked me before
 
Women with PMT

Me-Do you want a coffee ?
Them- If I want one I'll make one myself,I'm not a ****ing invalid

Me-Ok sorry
Them-Why do you ask anyway,you have never asked me before


Your next response, of course, should have been :

"Because I want to get in your good books in the hope that you will let me have a quick go on your dirty pillows"
 
Was it a stranger on the train?


My Nana always used to have 'invisible' guests for tea, often there would be a dozen cups and plates out as she chatted away. Turned out to be dehydration - she wasnt drinking any fluids just making lots of tea for all the 'others'.
 
My Nana always used to have 'invisible' guests for tea, often there would be a dozen cups and plates out as she chatted away. Turned out to be dehydration - she wasnt drinking any fluids just making lots of tea for all the 'others'.

Did she have that oldtimers disease? Or whatever it's called.
 
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