Things that piss you off

[homer]

Spots on my faces,look like someone who works in MacDonalds

How many have you got ?

 

[highland fox]

How many have you got ?

I have seven faces never know which one to wear,I'm sick of spending these lonely nights training myself not to care

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I have seven faces never know which one to wear,I'm sick of spending these lonely nights training myself not to care

crikey pass him the rope quick :icon_roll:icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Spots on my faces,look like someone who works in MacDonalds

It's spelt faeces.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

It's spelt faeces.

do you mind im eating!!!

 

[highland fox]

crikey pass him the rope quick :icon_roll:icon_wink

Its Interpol..a popular beat combo

 

[homer]

Its Interpol..a popular beat combo

No use trying HF - if they don't play a penny whistle she would never of heard of them

 

[highland fox]

No use trying HF - if they don't play a penny whistle she would never of heard of them

Or from the 1970's...

 

[andy15]

'Free' TalkTalk broadband.

 

[fcukcov]

'Free' TalkTalk broadband.

you have to pay a tenner like me then!

 

[fcukcov]

Questionaires that ask if im a gay chinese welsh man, what the **** has that got to do with me gaining planning permission FFS.

 

[homer]

Questionaires that ask if im a gay chinese welsh man, what the **** has that got to do with me gaining planning permission FFS.

You can't be too careful nowadays

You don't want 'mincing' Taffy Chung building another one of those dodgy extensions again, not after last time

 

[fcukcov]

You can't be too careful nowadays

You don't want 'mincing' Taffy Chung building another one of those dodgy extensions again, not after last time

Yes and all those disabled builders going round hanging off scaffolidng laying bricks from their wheelchairs should really be in Beijing now playing basketbal.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

im bloody fed up of hearing whether ronaldo or barry are leaving their clubs!!

 

[Durham Fox]

Small man syndrome.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

crappy weather, I don't want it hot and dry all the time, I want properly defined seasons. (But a long hot summer would be nice).

 

[City Fan]

Mouth ulcers.

 

[Matt_B]

Mouth ulcers.

Get some OralJel. I used to use Bonjella, now I've switched. Be careful though, it numbs the area for about 5 minutes, so don't rub it all over your mouth! (Or give oral pleasure to a woman after applying it)

 

[City Fan]

Get some OralJel. I used to use Bonjella, now I've switched. Be careful though, it numbs the area for about 5 minutes, so don't rub it all over your mouth! (Or give oral pleasure to a woman after applying it)

Cheers, just been and bought some from your favourite shop......:icon_wink

 

[Matt_B]

Cheers, just been and bought some from your favourite shop......:icon_wink

That's where I got it from too, no suprise. Might be moving out of B.Leighs so will have to settle for Asda after that!