This Ross/Brand Thing

[Biff]

I don't know what any of this is about, I have not listened to anything, I have not watched anything concerned with it. I have no desire to know what has been said or done.
But I really don't like that useless bag of wank Brand, so if it means getting the poncy ****er off our television, out of our papers and shunning him for years until he meets a horrid slow messy death in a coventry bedsit, then I will phone up and complain too. Anybody know the number?

An old man and a young man took the piss out of another old man and a young lady, who was related to the old man, not the first old man but the second. This resulted in lots of old men and women, 18,000 to be precise, complaining about the first old man and young man. The old man, thats the first old man and young man, which there is only one were suspended from their jobs. The young man resigned, and he hopes the first old man can be forgiven because hes a familly man. The young lady was humped by the young man, but he told the second old man about it, which upset the second old man, even though he must have known she was being humped by young and old men alike on a regular basis. Hope this helps.

 

[Boy Genius]

An old man and a young man took the piss out of another old man and a young lady, who was related to the old man, not the first old man but the second. This resulted in lots of old men and women, 18,000 to be precise, complaining about the first old man and young man. The old man, thats the first old man and young man, which there is only one were suspended from their jobs. The young man resigned, and he hopes the first old man can be forgiven because hes a familly man. The young lady was humped by the young man, but he told the second old man about it, which upset the second old man, even though he must have known she was being humped by young and old men alike on a regular basis. Hope this helps.

Makes no sense to me, and I still don't care. All I want is to see the demise of that twat Brand

 

[highland fox]

What exactly has Brand resigned from ?

 

[City Fan]

What exactly has Brand resigned from ?

Being funny. Oh no, hang on, he hasn't resigned from that because he was never funny in the first place.

 

[Tamworth Fox]

Don't worry Brand fans; he'll get a big newspaper article about how BBC have "pushed him out" be front of the Okay magazine or whatever is in fashion nowadays. Later in the year he will be on Sky 1 doing something.

 

[Matt_B]

What exactly has Brand resigned from ?

His BBC Radio 2 show

 

[lazzer]

Brand has now fecked off to L.A to make a film so i dont think he really gives a shite. Ross is suspended on £16,000 a day (Licence payers money) Im sure they will survive.

 

[highland fox]

Don't think it matters whatever the pair of them say now,it won't be good enough for some people.Fecked if they do,fecked if they don't

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

apparently cameron wants the commons to have a debate on this saga........as if theyve got nothing better to do

 

[highland fox]

apparently cameron wants the commons to have a debate on this saga........as if theyve got nothing better to do

I think Cameron should concentrate on his ever decreasing lead in the Polls

 

[Hazzman]

They both after votes - votes in the age categories of 60 and over.

 

[The Major]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7700816.stm
Ross suspended for three months



TV's Jonathan Ross has been suspended from all BBC shows without pay for 12 weeks following the prank calls row.

 

[GazLCFC]

Jonathan Roass has been suspended without pay for 12 weeks. Also Lesley Douglas, The controller of Radio 2 has resigned. Farcical IMO. Seems to be front page news to take the attention away from the economy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7700816.stm

 

[spionfox]

Cash strapped business going bust, war and suffering in the world, people dying, abuses of power, scandals and treachery in high palces and the lead story on BBC news all day is this fecking farce.

Self flagellating twerps.

 

[Boy Genius]

Cash strapped business going bust, war and suffering in the world, people dying, abuses of power, scandals and treachery in high palces and the lead story on BBC news all day is this fecking farce.

Self flagellating twerps.

But I would be cheered up no end to hear of the untimely death of the **** Brand.

 

[The Major]

But I would be cheered up no end to hear of the untimely death of the **** Brand.

If I'm honest, if anyone but him had been responsible I wouldn't have cared half as much.At least now we'll be seeing far less of the over rated wanker.

 

[Macky]

But I would be cheered up no end to hear of the untimely death of the **** Brand.

I really don't understand how ****s like this get to the positions that they do.
Who the **** is it that gives irritating, unfunny, unsufferable pricks like this a contract?
A huge dose of rat poison is the only ****ing thing he deserves.

 

[fcukcov]

I really don't understand how ****s like this get to the positions that they do.
Who the **** is it that gives irritating, unfunny, unsufferable pricks like this a contract?
A huge dose of rat poison is the only ****ing thing he deserves.

I hadn’t seen much of brands stuff so gave that Ponderland thing a view last night. What a pile of crap that was, basically a modern version of Tarrant on Tv except that was good.

 

[Singth]

All that Brand tranny does is get a laugh out of other peoples misfortunes. He's about as funny as being bummed in prison.

 

[highland fox]

Quite liked JR on a friday night,decent night on tele tarnished