What have you achieved today?

[Jeff]

You chop up some spuds and you fry them.

I'm sure MK will be along soon to tell us you're supposed to boil them first.

 

[MKFox]

par-boil you pleb...otherwise they just turn into mush...
then pan fry in oil and butter, nice combo of herbs, garlic and lemon juice.
It's a fine art.
And they were delicious.

 

[Matt_B]

go on....

Isn't it supposed to be Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden? Or is that a -10 QI pointer?

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Learnt what GOLF stands for.

Isn't it supposed to be Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden? Or is that a -10 QI pointer?

reckon it should be God Only Loves Freaks - afterall harby knows what it means

 

[Darth Vodka]

Isn't it supposed to be Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden? Or is that a -10 QI pointer?

that would be the QI hooter

see also

Fornicate Under Consent of King
Port Out Starboard Home

etc etc ad infinitum

generally speaking, acronyms were only invented in WW1...so any word older isn't going to be one

 

[Boy Genius]

that would be the QI hooter

see also

Fornicate Under Consent of King
Port Out Starboard Home

etc etc ad infinitum

generally speaking, acronyms were only invented in WW1...so any word older isn't going to be one

NAFAI

 

[SJN-Fox]

NAFAI

Is that similar to NAAFI ?

 

[Boy Genius]

Is that similar to NAAFI ?

No Ambition **** All Interest.

 

[Darth Vodka]

i've become a "senior member" today

which seems exactly the same as not being one ?!?!

 

[MKFox]

had a superb day down at the 100% design exhibition. The place was heaving with clunge, fantastic!

 

[MKFox]

i've become a "senior member" today

which seems exactly the same as not being one ?!?!

wait a couple of days and jeff sends half a dozen virgins around to your house. Sadly for you they are female.

 

[SJN-Fox]

No Ambition **** All Interest.

Sounds like a few folks around here!

 

[enderby fox]

Sounds like a few folks around here!

 

[Darth Vodka]

wait a couple of days and jeff sends half a dozen virgins around to your house. Sadly for you they are female.

yeaaaaaaaaah

oh

 

[Harbro-Fox]

go on....

G - Gentleman
O - Only
L - Ladies
F - Forbidden

 

[Darth Vodka]

G - Gentleman
O - Only
L - Ladies
F - Forbidden

bless

 

[Steven]

G - Gentleman
O - Only
L - Ladies
F - Forbidden

:icon_roll

This sounds more plausible to me.

 

[Darth Vodka]

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.asp

christ what next...? water going down the plug hole the wrong way in Australia?

the V sign coming from the Battle of Agincourt?

 

[Macky]

G - Gentleman
O - Only
L - Ladies
F - Forbidden

Aside from the explanation already given by DV, none of those words were in use when the name 'golf' was conceived.

In simple terms Harby, it's bullshit.

 

[fcukcov]

Aside from the explanation already given by DV, none of those words were in use when the name 'golf' was conceived.

In simple terms Harby, it's bullshit.

Surely only is old enough?