What have you achieved today?

[fcukcov]

And the rest. The pension pot has been raided you know. You'll be lucky to retire before 80 in the future!

She meant retiring at 80.......

 

[Siouxsie]

She meant retiring at 80.......

 

[Chuck T Masala]

A fantastic erection and yes it is mine.

 

[Jeff]

A fantastic erection

Well done. I hope you put it to good use.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Well done. I hope you put it to good use.

Well I have put my lawnmower in it for a start.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Well I have put my lawnmower in it for a start.

Must be a good size. You could be City's new captain.

 

[lazzer]

Well I have put my lawnmower in it for a start.

Nope not a clue.Could you shed any light on it ?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Nope not a clue.Could you shed any light on it ?

:icon_lol:

 

[fosseboy83]

:icon_lol:

don't encourage it:icon_wink

 

[lazzer]

don't encourage it:icon_wink

Take that boob tube off when your are posting :icon_lol:

 

[fosseboy83]

Take that boob tube off when your are posting :icon_lol:

you'll have to buy me a drink first:icon_bigg

 

[SJN-Fox]

you'll have to buy me a drink first:icon_bigg

I'll bet you say that to all the boys.

 

[fosseboy83]

I'll bet you say that to all the boys.

only if they're trying to get me out of me boob tube

 

[SJN-Fox]

only if they're trying to get into me poo tube

Disgraceful

 

[beaumontfox]

Not much, sent Cate a photo of Mr.Oakley via text which I think she liked.:icon_roll

That was to make up for sending her a pic of him from the QPR programme where his shirt is being practically ripped off him so you can see his sixpack. She told me she wouldn't be able to sleep after seeing that.:icon_lol:

Well tbh If I can't after seeing pics like that, neither should she!

 

[Cate Fox]

Not much, sent Cate a photo of Mr.Oakley via text which I think she liked.:icon_roll

That was to make up for sending her a pic of him from the QPR programme where his shirt is being practically ripped off him so you can see his sixpack. She told me she wouldn't be able to sleep after seeing that.:icon_lol:

Well tbh If I can't after seeing pics like that, neither should she!

You didnt get my reply then?? :icon_sad:

Its now in place on my phone... :icon_razz

 

[beaumontfox]

Yes I got your reply, I also have it as my wallpaper on my phone.

I think he should be banned from wearing black, he's too dangerous for my blood pressure!

 

[Cate Fox]

Yes I got your reply, I also have it as my wallpaper on my phone.

I think he should be banned from wearing black, he's too dangerous for my blood pressure!

Well I must say I had to check my phone a number of times today, just so I could see the pic :icon_lol:

 

[beaumontfox]

Well it has to be done. I check the many many pics throughout the day!

 

[fosseboy83]

i cant believe the objectification of the body could be allowed on this forum