Women Dilema

[Macky]

haha nice one HF!

If your ever in leicester, come down the nags and i'll buy you a pint of bollock wash and a pint of wank and i'll let you make a choice as to which is better.

personally i like the bollock wash. I'm sure Singth has been in the nags and will tell you had bad the bollock wash and wank are.

I think I've worked out why you all keep finding pubes in your pints

 

[enderby fox]

Now that, my friend, is disgusting.

i know. i'm not good enough to be a sweeper though

 

[enderby fox]

I think I've worked out why you all keep finding pubes in your pints

:icon_lol:

 

[Blue Maniac]

I think I've worked out why you all keep finding pubes in your pints

Just because there appears to be frequent teste/pint interaction, as well as self-pleasure into pint glasses, doesn't mean that there's a connection.

 

[highland fox]

haha nice one HF!

If your ever in leicester, come down the nags

I will just as soon as hell freezes over

 

[enderby fox]

I will just as soon as hell freezes over

it's getting quite cold over the weekend. should i expect u for a bollock wash on sunday?

 

[highland fox]

I had my bollock wash for the year last weekend

 

[Singth]

I had my bollock wash for the year last weekend

What was her name?

 

[Blue Maniac]

I had my bollock wash for the year last weekend

I think we're in sync.

 

[enderby fox]

I think we're in n'sync.

where you the fat one or the gay one?

 

[Blue Maniac]

where you the fat one or the gay one?

The fat one, but I ****ed the gay one a couple of times.

 

[consty]

I've just stumbled on this thread and found it the most entertaining one I've read in many a long idle moment. Hearty congratulations to Enderby Fox for starting it and to many contributors for their responses. I'd suggest the following:
1) yes, do date her but once you get on 'nice and cosy' terms always kick her out of bed afterwards saying you prefer to sleep alone. This is essential so that they know that they have a function and a role and to not get ideas above their station
2) make sure you never engage in conversation for longer than 15 seconds, a grunt and 'yes' 'no' are always to be encouraged as suitable answers
3) if they ask for 'conversation' in a partner, advise her to 'go lesbian' ...with a proviso that you are allowed to watch (+ the winner of the next caption round on TB)
4) never give up on leaving the toilet lid up and farting whenver the need arises... if you refine these habits... you'll be done for

 

[RHYDAL]

4) never give up on leaving the toilet lid up and farting whenver the need arises... if you refine these habits... you'll be done for

Long term circulatory tip.......I find farting when she's fallen asleep in your embrace is a fantastic way to prevent dead legs/arms.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I've just stumbled on this thread and found it the most entertaining one I've read in many a long idle moment. Hearty congratulations to Enderby Fox for starting it and to many contributors for their responses. I'd suggest the following:
1) yes, do date her but once you get on 'nice and cosy' terms always kick her out of bed afterwards saying you prefer to sleep alone. This is essential so that they know that they have a function and a role and to not get ideas above their station
2) make sure you never engage in conversation for longer than 15 seconds, a grunt and 'yes' 'no' are always to be encouraged as suitable answers
3) if they ask for 'conversation' in a partner, advise her to 'go lesbian' ...with a proviso that you are allowed to watch (+ the winner of the next caption round on TB)
4) never give up on leaving the toilet lid up and farting whenver the need arises... if you refine these habits... you'll be done for

Tip 1 makes sense, letting a woman think she's more important than she actually is cannot be healthy.

Tips 2-4 seem to be self-preservation tips, and 3 has the added bonus of "you are allowed to watch...".

I say this fella seems to know what he's on about, far more worthwhile suggestions than those people who just kept saying the same thing.

I can only surmise that consty is in fact Claire Rayner.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Long term circulatory tip.......I find farting when she's fallen asleep in your embrace is a fantastic way to prevent dead legs/arms.

I've heard about you and your long term circulatory tip.

 

[LS6_Fox]

tree man aka mark draper

Now there's a name I've not heard in a while!

 

[enderby fox]

The fat one, but I ****ed the gay one a couple of times.

keeping it within the band. i like your style.

could of done some decent songs though for **** sake

 

[Blue Maniac]

keeping it within the band. i like your style.

could of done some decent songs though for **** sake

:icon_bigg

Decent songs weren't our goal. We were all paid by Timberlake to make him look good in the pictures so he could get teenage girls frothing.

Bit of a pervert that bloke.

 

[enderby fox]

I've just stumbled on this thread and found it the most entertaining one I've read in many a long idle moment. Hearty congratulations to Enderby Fox for starting it and to many contributors for their responses. I'd suggest the following:
1) yes, do date her but once you get on 'nice and cosy' terms always kick her out of bed afterwards saying you prefer to sleep alone. This is essential so that they know that they have a function and a role and to not get ideas above their station
2) make sure you never engage in conversation for longer than 15 seconds, a grunt and 'yes' 'no' are always to be encouraged as suitable answers
3) if they ask for 'conversation' in a partner, advise her to 'go lesbian' ...with a proviso that you are allowed to watch (+ the winner of the next caption round on TB)
4) never give up on leaving the toilet lid up and farting whenver the need arises... if you refine these habits... you'll be done for

Why Thank You Sir. My Pleasure

You come up with some good pointers there and i especially like number 3. I think i may suggest this one in town tomorrow night if she shows up. She might have a few decent mates.

 

[enderby fox]

Now there's a name I've not heard in a while!

You from around our area too then LS6?

He's still saving the shots at football on a sunday morning is Mr Tree