Yann Kermorgant

[Darth Vodka]

It's the song lots of football songs are based on.


You don't really think football fans write their own tunes do you?

indeed

http://talkingballs.co.uk/showthread.php?t=7333

i often spend a quiet moment trying to name the real tune

 

[Miles Away]

I couldn't give a **** if this guy comes here or not. We're the best team in this league by a country mile and I'm willing to let every member of this forum spank me with a paddle while I film the atrocity if we don't win the Championship this season. Who's in?

 

[Miles Away]

I'd only write this sort of thing if I was over 90% sure

Now that is the sort of number based, scurrilous bollocks posing as fact I can get behind.

Who is this geezer anyway? It all sounds like one of those dodgy players that show up and pretend to be a footballer for a laugh.

Like that Itailian kid who ripped off the Irish clubs or George Weah's well known, shit hot, cousin.

 

[fitz]

'over 90% sure' is still a bit vague for me, what are we talking here? 94.7%?

I have it on good authority that he was 89.4% sure to join before the medical, this has now increased to 89.8%......so he's not even 90% FFS!!

getting excited over nowt

 

[highland fox]

Flatley my dear I don't riverdance...give a damn

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Yann was at the ground earlier according to my source who was down there watching. Apparently he's passed his medical and they are just ironing out his terms.

I'm not usually a fountain of knowledge on these things so take it for what you will.

But i believe he will sign.

Yann isn't a big enough signing I want Lita or Phillips otherwise I am going to support AFC Telford next season.

 

[Lako42]

Yann isn't a big enough signing I want Lita or Phillips otherwise I am going to support AFC Telford next season.

I'll call the Telford forum mod and warm him.

 

[bocadillo]

I'll call the Telford forum mod and warm him.

:icon_eek:

 

[Darth Vodka]

I have it on good authority that he was 89.4% sure to join before the medical, this has now increased to 89.8%......so he's not even 90% FFS!!

getting excited over nowt

you do know that 88.2% of all statistics are made up?

 

[Hector]

you do know that 88.2% of all statistics are made up?

You fabricated that! It's really 81.5%.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yann isn't a big enough signing

He's 13 and a half stone, how big do you want him?

 

[Harbro-Fox]

He's 13 and a half stone, how big do you want him?

About 13 and three quarters of a stone, that's how big.

 

[The Don]

If he was coming he would already be here. Enough said

 

[Blue Maniac]

If he was coming he would already be here. Enough said

Are you Harbro's alter ego?

 

[Harbro-Fox]

If he was coming he would already be here. Enough said

Have you had a hard day at work or something? You appear to be very depressed this evening.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Are you Harbro's alter ego?

But H-Dawg is Melton's alter ego :icon_wink

 

[alex]

I miss Melts.

 

[Blue Maniac]

But H-Dawg is Melton's alter ego :icon_wink

That would make sense. You've made me scratch my chin.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I miss Melts.

He ran away before and came back, although he has been gone a while this time..... Maybe he got trapped in a shed like a cat or summink

 

[Macky]

Are you Harbro's alter ego?

Whoooaaaa!!!! Whooooaaaaa!!! Whoooaaa!! (That's English for stop a horse)
That takes it to a whole new level, that'd be like dividing the internets by zero or something.


Although, there is a prima facie case....