Recent content by FantasyFox

I'm not sure that any of the posts were supposed to be funny. I think it was more an attempt to get a response confirming that others were dumbfounded by some of the inane comments that get posted on here. I'm sure that some of the drivel used to get challenged by regular posters on the site...

You could lead this god forsaken country to a more prosperous future. You're a wise man. People should listen to you. In front of you, the Dalai Lama looks like a no brain twat.

What the **** are you going on about. Is it mushroom season? FFS. What's his ****ing vision? Tell. **** me, does he want to teach spastics to sing? I'm all ears. Please explain your ridiculous remark linking Dann's clear vision in life to him being a suitable Captain. This I need to hear. Or...

Blowjobs. If I was Captain I would offer blowjobs. Now that's different. Blowjobs and a map to my secret gay dungeon. The dungeon isn't gay, but the bumming that goes on inside is proper bent. I wonder what Wellens has on the table. Not even ****ing close to what I'm offering. Shit Captain.

Interesting. If I was going to buy a player based on your scouting report, I would go for: 1) Mr Shaky 2) Mr Hit & Miss I think my last pick would be the aware and confident lumbering buffoon.

A long commute can be made more bearable by filling the time with productive stuff like audio tapes and wanking. What at first seems 'unreasonable' to those not used to commuting, can turn into an event that you look forward to and relish. Sometimes it's sad to reach your destination. Especially...

I don't know if there is any truth in the story that NP and Lee Hoos had an argument, or the impact of any argument on Nigel's decision making. NP did state at the time that he had been allowed to speak to Hull and therefore took that as the chairman implying that he can leave? Is that pretty...

What does he need to do to convince you? And if NP isn't the 'right manager', who is? The way I see it, Nigel Pearson IS the manager, and although he hasn't done anything spectacular yet, I also recognise that he hasn't had a chance to mould the squad, and to get HIS players playing in the...

Thanks, but I've not been anywhere. I changed my medication and I bought a Latvian keyboard. I've had all kinds of issues. I now have a proper English keyboard again, so all sorted, except for words with accents. Like naive, cafe or facade. I know the grammar police get a bit shirty, so I...

Good point. They were also playing different teams, therefore we're not comparing apples with apples. If we played the same team each week we would have a much better comparison, something I would strongly recommend FIFA introduce along with goal line video technology so that team selection is...

I much prefer the inside story threads. Nigel Pearson's future IS in doubt. My Uncle's cellmate sells fish to a bloke that worked at Budgen's with Nigel when he was younger and swears it's true. He had his will updated. High blood pressure. We've all got to face it, time's the one thing none of...

You sold yourself a keyboard at your house in Europe? Alan Sugar could learn a thing or two from you. You've forgotten what country your houses are in. That's bad, I forget my post code sometimes and thought that I was a bit of a tard. Is La vita e sempre cosi the name of your road?

I don't know how rumours get started but Nuge was booked in to have his back, crack and sack sorted out before his upcoming holiday. The hairy twat. I hope he burns. Burns due to sunshine, not in hell. That would be too harsh, he's only having a holiday. Who'd want to go abroad these days...

I'd like to know the nationality of my keyboard. It comes from PC World and is grey. It is called 'Scroll Lock'. Is it English? If it's not I'm gonna **** it right up. I'll have no dirty foreign keyboard watching me jizz on my mouse mat.

Two wingers, two strikers, who gives a ****. Never mind Billy Shitpants, get the ****s we've already bought to start delivering.