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I'm not sure that any of the posts were supposed to be funny. I think it was more an attempt to get a response confirming that others were dumbfounded by some of the inane comments that get posted on here. I'm sure that some of the drivel used to get challenged by regular posters on the site...

You could lead this god forsaken country to a more prosperous future. You're a wise man. People should listen to you. In front of you, the Dalai Lama looks like a no brain twat.

What the **** are you going on about. Is it mushroom season? FFS. What's his ****ing vision? Tell. **** me, does he want to teach spastics to sing? I'm all ears. Please explain your ridiculous remark linking Dann's clear vision in life to him being a suitable Captain. This I need to hear. Or...

Blowjobs. If I was Captain I would offer blowjobs. Now that's different. Blowjobs and a map to my secret gay dungeon. The dungeon isn't gay, but the bumming that goes on inside is proper bent. I wonder what Wellens has on the table. Not even ****ing close to what I'm offering. Shit Captain.

Interesting. If I was going to buy a player based on your scouting report, I would go for: 1) Mr Shaky 2) Mr Hit & Miss I think my last pick would be the aware and confident lumbering buffoon.

A long commute can be made more bearable by filling the time with productive stuff like audio tapes and wanking. What at first seems 'unreasonable' to those not used to commuting, can turn into an event that you look forward to and relish. Sometimes it's sad to reach your destination. Especially...

I don't know if there is any truth in the story that NP and Lee Hoos had an argument, or the impact of any argument on Nigel's decision making. NP did state at the time that he had been allowed to speak to Hull and therefore took that as the chairman implying that he can leave? Is that pretty...

What does he need to do to convince you? And if NP isn't the 'right manager', who is? The way I see it, Nigel Pearson IS the manager, and although he hasn't done anything spectacular yet, I also recognise that he hasn't had a chance to mould the squad, and to get HIS players playing in the...

Thanks, but I've not been anywhere. I changed my medication and I bought a Latvian keyboard. I've had all kinds of issues. I now have a proper English keyboard again, so all sorted, except for words with accents. Like naive, cafe or facade. I know the grammar police get a bit shirty, so I...

Good point. They were also playing different teams, therefore we're not comparing apples with apples. If we played the same team each week we would have a much better comparison, something I would strongly recommend FIFA introduce along with goal line video technology so that team selection is...

I much prefer the inside story threads. Nigel Pearson's future IS in doubt. My Uncle's cellmate sells fish to a bloke that worked at Budgen's with Nigel when he was younger and swears it's true. He had his will updated. High blood pressure. We've all got to face it, time's the one thing none of...

You sold yourself a keyboard at your house in Europe? Alan Sugar could learn a thing or two from you. You've forgotten what country your houses are in. That's bad, I forget my post code sometimes and thought that I was a bit of a tard. Is La vita e sempre cosi the name of your road?

I don't know how rumours get started but Nuge was booked in to have his back, crack and sack sorted out before his upcoming holiday. The hairy twat. I hope he burns. Burns due to sunshine, not in hell. That would be too harsh, he's only having a holiday. Who'd want to go abroad these days...

I'd like to know the nationality of my keyboard. It comes from PC World and is grey. It is called 'Scroll Lock'. Is it English? If it's not I'm gonna **** it right up. I'll have no dirty foreign keyboard watching me jizz on my mouse mat.

Two wingers, two strikers, who gives a ****. Never mind Billy Shitpants, get the ****s we've already bought to start delivering.

CamberwellFox, you hard bastard. Don't apologise to these namby pamby tossers. This forum needs a few hardnuts like us.

I think if Sven shared his statement with us, we'd be less sympathetic.

They should have made him pop a ping pong ball out of his hoop. That would have got attendances up. Better than that bloke running round and round again. Perhaps they told him to and he refused. In which case his lack of loyalty and pashun are obvious and they have done the right thing. I'm...

I think Sven had a bit of bad luck. Sometimes shit happens. Unfortunately when you spend a shitload, you don't get much forgiveness. I think he would have gotten us promoted...some time, maybe not this season, maybe not next, but with the spend and quality of player that brings, at some point we...

I work for the evening post too. I deliver all over Westbury on my BMX. Source13, I think you have a beard. I think I know you. Did you slip me a finger at the xmas party in 2005?

Freddy Adu was one of the best players on the Championship Manager 2003/04 release. This guy needs to trade in his Megadrive and get himself down to Curries. He's gonna cum in his pants when he sees Plasma TVs and all that 3D shizzle. If Sven had bought all those players, we'd probably all...

If I was manager I'd make all the first team dive into a canal, then carry all the kit up and down the stairs, then I'd take a shit in my own top drawer. I'd take all the coke out first, wouldn't want to waste my stash. Simple tricks for effective pre-season training. I think the lack of these...

I hope he catches leprosy and his entire head falls off. The impertinent motherfucker. We gave him his chance in football. He is a disgrace to mankind. I've never been so outraged. I feel like I've had my own semen spat back in my face. We don't deserve that. We deserve better. Much better.

A couple of lucky wins and everyone forgets about the real issues. TRANSPARENCY. This club is being controlled by dark forces. Evil forces. Malevolent and sinister. I fear for our future, and Sven is the acceptable face to offer sweets and entice us into a world of slavery and eternal damnation.

Dean Sturridge? Lots of experience. Good signing.

Not so clever after all, Sydney, my old bean. You fell right into my trap. 'Accurate'? Surely u mean accur8? This is the intern8, silly sausage. U R 1 no no spellin. SVD!

So if you said "My bum is pissing blood. I do enjoy to cottage", it would be accurate?

What if Sven could give the best blowjob ever? Who would turn down an opportunity like that? There's always a chance. Just depends on how far Sven is willing to go.

I'm listening. Could Syd please tell me about cottaging? Is it a verb? I think that he might be very likely to know the answer.

Do I need to open a new thread for my latest revelation? Mods...do what you must.

Who said this new player was a he? People making assumptions again. Might not be a he. Might be a female. Might not even be human. Could be an invertebrate. People that come on here making assumptions are going to look pretty silly at some point.....and won't I laugh when they do! Silly...

Re: Matty Fryatt If Fryatt leaves, I will cut off my penis using a 1961 cup final match program and send it, the penis, not the program, first class to Kim Jong Il as a symbol of the emasculation of our football team by his hate filled countrymen. This is a deliberate ploy by foreign...

It makes me sad when rich, able bodied, ne'er do wells scandalously abuse young retards and nauseatingly crippled flids to push their own mercenary agenda. Shameful. The only redeeming factor is that those poor flids probably can't even comprehend the violation that has occurred.

Quite possibly. What are the news headlines? If snow is imminent then, yes.

If we offered them £50 Million British pounds? What then? Never say never.

I think he would probably still post a match report, not seeing a match hasn't stopped him before! :056:

I'm pleased that there are people concerned enough to worry about the new owners. I'm pleased that there are people that want to show their support by standing up. The world has lots of different people. Some sit on their arse moaning about what everyone else is doing, some interefere...

Best thread since we had a thread dedicated to the Foxes Trust. Should it be The Fox's Trust? Is this like something that the fox will inherit when he reaches a specific age, as detailed in a legal document, or are there multiple foxes? Does anyone know? I think the Trust, whoever these...

I love the Foxes Trust. Best thread in years.

Sometimes people mistake me for a flabby tosser, but as soon as those kecks get dropped, I'm a ****in love machine. YEEEHAH, suckin my titties. Come on there, everyone loves the love machine.