Could you please deliver the LCFC captain to myself please, your lack of effort, bollocks and desire has got me very angry and I feel I have more passion for the game in my big right toe than in the whole of your body. Our midfielder partner Oakley played a whole half without a fecking clue or a bit of effort yet he still came out in the second half and did a lot of running. You however choose the easy option, every time and the team seems to have no leader except for when arguing the ref.
I maybe an unfit, industrial, lump of a player but I feel I would show more effort and commitment than you are currently possessing. That's all we are asking for, so the next time you go like a wimpy cnut on a 50-50, think again and show us some bollocks, it's all we are asking for. Don't avoid eye contact at a corner with the support of 5,000, as you did taking a corner. This might as well apply to every other one in the team but you are the club captain, you are leader and there is currently not a single leader out there.
Harry