How Are People Feeling Today?

[fcukcov]

Pissed off.

The world seems full of people who only care about themselves.

What makes you think any of us care?

 

[Brauny Blue]

Mixed feelings with only 1 work day to crimbo, but only 5 days off till i'm back again. I'm not on the works xmas holiday rota this year:icon_conf

 

[Lako42]

****ed off with work,

Here is the DHL christmas schedule

24th - work as usual
25th - off
26th - off
27th - work as usual


What a bunch of ****ing ****s.

 

[Brauny Blue]

****ed off with work,

Here is the DHL christmas schedule

24th - work as usual
25th - off
26th - off
27th - work as usual


What a bunch of ****ing ****s.

And i thought mine was shite:icon_lol:

 

[OldGit]

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson; Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.

REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS!

 

[drummindefender]

i had to work news years eve and new years day a couple of years ago-now that was shite

 

[muzzysgal]

Like my right arm's been cut off.

 

[Lako42]

Like my right arm's been cut off.

Have you checked?

 

[Cate Fox]

Sick.... went out for a 3 course lunch courtesy of el twatface boss

 

[spionfox]

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.

REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS!

Hah! That's a piece of piss. I used to test butt-plugs in a previous life.

 

[Hazzman]

Bored, this place is a Ghost Town and no authorisation to feck off home yet

 

[Melton Fox]

Bored, this place is a Ghost Town and no authorisation to feck off home yet

That'll be because of all the previous fighting on the dance floor.

 

[homer]

Bored, this place is a Ghost Town and no authorisation to feck off home yet

Think I'll authorise myself to go home in about an hour - and then authorise myself to have the next two weeks or so off

Luvvly Jubbly

 

[highland fox]

That'll be because of all the previous fighting on the dance floor.

Bands don't play there no more...

 

[highland fox]

Think I'll authorise myself to go home in about an hour - and then authorise myself to have the next two weeks or so off

Luvvly Jubbly

Good ****ing riddance...

 

[Hazzman]

That'll be because of all the previous fighting on the dance floor.

That's not untrue for this place....replace dance with ground and you're there.

Father and Son swinging punches at one another last week.

 

[highland fox]

I take it I'm the only person working on Monday ?

 

[homer]

Good ****ing riddance...

I meant from work, not from on here, ****face

 

[Melton Fox]

I take it I'm the only person working on Monday ?

Nope, I've got a 10am meeting with a design company, but I wouldn't exactly call it hard work.

 

[Melton Fox]

That's not untrue for this place....replace dance with ground and you're there.

Father and Son swinging punches at one another last week.

He should have found a girl and settled down, relaxed and took it easy.