spionfox
Well-Known Member
Well, first of all whilst on the way to our destination we'll try and run as many people over possible without killing them but causing pain.
When we get there we'll have a shit modern coffee and moan at the greasys to **** off back to Italy and leave us alone to drink our instant stuff.
We'll then scan the place and criticise everybody we see, and throw things at them if need be. Then we'll move on to the pictures, moan about the choice of films but select one nonetheless, we'll go to the ticket section, see the price and **** off for a pizza instead.
When we get there we'll already know that the price of the pizza will be £11.99 and we know we could get the same one from Asda for £4.99, but that will still be the basis of the argument for walking out and moaning about the Italians again.
We'll then walk to the nearest pub and moan about the music and the wankers that are stood at the bar preventing us from getting served. We'll find a nice booth where have easy access to the bar and the toilet and stay there for a few hours drinking piss in pints.
At 7 O'Clock we'll go home to our seperate lives and wish we'd never bothered. Feeling too poorly to stay awake, we'll go to bed and then wake up at 3.00am with a **** off headache and not being able to sleep due to having 8 hours previous.
Sounds perfect to me.
So let me get this right. You'll wine me, dine me and then **** off home before completing the full Alanis?
And you wonder why people voted for you as a complete ****
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