How Are People Feeling Today?

[Hazzman]

He should have found a girl and settled down, relaxed and took it easy.

I am going home in a minute and putting The Specials on.

 

[highland fox]

Nope, I've got a 10am meeting with a design company, but I wouldn't exactly call it hard work.

No I bet you wouldn't,you wouldn't know what is......:icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

I meant from work, not from on here, ****face

:icon_lol: Seasons Greetings,Pissbreath

 

[Melton Fox]

No I bet you wouldn't,you wouldn't know what is......:icon_wink

I would love to argue with you.

 

[highland fox]

I would love to argue with you.

Oh go on I'm bored...

 

[Melton Fox]

Oh go on I'm bored...

No, **** off!

 

[Melton Fox]

Not far off breaking point, every escape route appears to be blocked.

 

[fosseboy83]

Not far off breaking point, every escape route appears to be blocked.

spliff and a beer mate

 

[Melton Fox]

spliff and a beer mate

Don't smoke, can't drink. I'm ****ed really.

 

[fosseboy83]

Don't smoke, can't drink. I'm ****ed really.

ive got a rope you can borrow:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

ive got a rope you can borrow:icon_bigg

My fingers are too cold and painful to tie a knot.

 

[fosseboy83]

My fingers are too cold and painful to tie a knot.

:icon_lol:

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Is there a Queue forming to tie this knot:icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

Is there a Queue forming to tie this knot:icon_bigg

Just you wait your turn Mr Wheresmefuckingmobile

 

[foxin_oz]

I take it I'm the only person working on Monday ?

Sadly, no. :icon_sad:

 

[Melton Fox]

Pissed off.

Why the fcuk can't Christmas be six months away from now?!?!?!

 

[spionfox]

I take it I'm the only person working on Monday ?

8:30 til 1ish for me :icon_sad:

 

[Melton Fox]

8:30 til 1ish for me :icon_sad:

I'll pick you up at 1.10 and we can go out for a jolly good knees up :icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

I'll pick you up at 1.10 and we can go out for a jolly good knees up :icon_lol:

Somehow I have this feeling that my idea of a 'jolly good knees up' may not entirely coincide with your version :icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

Somehow I have this feeling that my idea of a 'jolly good knees up' may not entirely coincide with your version :icon_bigg

Well, first of all whilst on the way to our destination we'll try and run as many people over possible without killing them but causing pain.

When we get there we'll have a shit modern coffee and moan at the greasys to **** off back to Italy and leave us alone to drink our instant stuff.

We'll then scan the place and criticise everybody we see, and throw things at them if need be. Then we'll move on to the pictures, moan about the choice of films but select one nonetheless, we'll go to the ticket section, see the price and **** off for a pizza instead.

When we get there we'll already know that the price of the pizza will be £11.99 and we know we could get the same one from Asda for £4.99, but that will still be the basis of the argument for walking out and moaning about the Italians again.

We'll then walk to the nearest pub and moan about the music and the wankers that are stood at the bar preventing us from getting served. We'll find a nice booth where have easy access to the bar and the toilet and stay there for a few hours drinking piss in pints.

At 7 O'Clock we'll go home to our seperate lives and wish we'd never bothered. Feeling too poorly to stay awake, we'll go to bed and then wake up at 3.00am with a **** off headache and not being able to sleep due to having 8 hours previous.

Sounds perfect to me.