lazzer
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Do you have an important looking hi-vis jacket and a cap with a shiny badge on it?
I have the hi Viz jacket with Fire Warden on the back but I wouldn't hang around if our place went up .
Do you have an important looking hi-vis jacket and a cap with a shiny badge on it?
No, but I have a middle finger with your name on it.Do you have an important looking hi-vis jacket and a cap with a shiny badge on it?
No, but I have a middle finger with your name on it.
I'm in a shitty mood today.
I have the hi Viz jacket with Fire Warden on the back but I wouldn't hang around if our place went up .
No, but I have a middle finger with your name on it.
I'm in a shitty mood today.
I was under the impression that modern safety thinking meant the use of fire extinguishers by anyone other than the fire brigade was to be discouraged.
We've had all ours removed and told in the event of a fire, get out.
Are you qualified to decide what fires are safe to fight?
We had a fun day out in Newport fire station doing much the same years ago(I cant believe I've used the word fun and Newport in the same sentence).It was about all situations, domestic, pleasure and work eg how to use a fire blanket correctly to put out a chip pan at home and to check the extinguishers near you in a hotel corridor.
The basic message was to put your own safetly first and generally to tackle nothing much more complicated than a small waste paper basket type fire yourself. We have compulsory annual fire training (without extinguishers) and frequent evacuation practice where different routes get blocked. I work in an environment with piped gases and where a number of people may not be able to get themselves out easily, so there are different plans for different staff and different areas of the building. We take it very seriously.
But it was fun playing.
Can I have a fireman's hat too please? And a siren to play with?Aaaw, ne'er mind. We'll make you a special certificate with your name on and everything, and lazzer might give a lend of his jacket sometime
Better today. Half a bottle of Valpolicella and a good night's sleep helped.:icon_conf
Better today. Half a bottle of Valpolicella and a good night's sleep helped.
Its Friday
Feeling pretty good, just had my pay review and been given a 6% pay raise!
I was just happy to have a job, so pretty good bonus. Yay!!!
Excited by the prospect of a three country African tour in December, which would take in the Masai Mara in Kenya, mountain gorillas in Rwanda and the Ethiopian highlands.
Can I afford it? Can I bollocks. Am I going? Yeah, **** it! :icon_cool
Just smelled my first pint as it hit the urinal.friday feelings kicked in! really cant be arsed to work!
I can smell the first pint of the weekend,
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