lazzers handy hints

[MKFox]

Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your
chin into a bowl of iron filings.

 

[lazzer]

Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your
chin into a bowl of iron filings.

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

Stop bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water.

 

[Leesoh]

Fed up with taking two bottles into the shower? Don't shower!

 

[highland fox]

Fed up with taking two bottles into the shower? Don't shower!

works for me..get the train to myself as well.

 

[MHS]

This was my all time favourite Talking Balls thread.

 

[lazzer]

Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on Boxing Day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.

 

[Steven]

Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on Boxing Day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.

... and in certain circumstances an abuse of their Human Rights.

 

[Lako42]

ive only just read this thread, pure bloody quality

 

[Feriol]

if in doubt, whip it out

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

ive only just read this thread, pure bloody quality

yeah forgot how funny it was :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

When taking a bath with your mrs, make sure you plan it well enough so that she has the end directly above the work surface in the kitchen below, and you have the end directly above the kitchen floor.

If, for any reason the bath falls through the floor and into the kitchen below, you will be safe. Your mrs's end will land first on the work surface, and your end will continue down to the floor. This will result in a "see saw" motion of extreme force. As your end goes down, your mrs will be fired into the opposing wall with such velocity that she will will be splattered like a pancake all over it. She won't be very well for a while and you will have had one hell of an escape. The only down side to this is that you will be responsible for peeling her off the wall

 

[Macky]

If your wife is splattered accross your kitchen wall as a result of a bizarre bath-sex accident, make sure that you don't turn off the water at the mains straightaway, that way the water flooding into the kitchen from the severed pipes above will wash her down into a neat pile and save you the bother of peeling her off.

 

[Joe_Fox]

If, when cycling, you see a blind man (or woman), ring your bell and watch in amusement as they try to open the nearest gate.

 

[Macky]

If, when cycling, you see a blind man (or woman), ring your bell and watch in amusement as they try to open the nearest gate.

FFS Joe! You've had well over a year with this thread yet you still don't feckin get it! :icon_lol:

 

[drummindefender]

his suggestion seems as valid as meltons.......

 

[Lako42]

his suggestion seems as valid as meltons.......

i think meltons is more likely to happen though

 

[Macky]

i think meltons is more likely to happen though

He was actually going by experience

 

[highland fox]

He was actually going by experience

Except that MF miscalculated and landed arse first in the sink...they still haven't removed the Plunger from his jacksie to this day

 

[Robsdee]

Love this thread, more please!!!