Speculation Matt Derbyshire

[city-faithful]

I don't want to hear half-assed racism and mindless musings. I've said before and I'll say again, a strikers job is to score goals, Yakubu does that, it doesn't make him a bad striker if he doesn't ****ing run around like a twat. Alan Young was a ****ing striker, he should see that. I wonder if Gary Lineker would write off Yakubu quite so thoroughly. It's because he's black Young has a gripe, not because he doesn't do his job properly.

 

[bocadillo]

Would that be Wick in Scotland or Wick in Wales?

Yes.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I don't want to hear half-assed racism and mindless musings. I've said before and I'll say again, a strikers job is to score goals, Yakubu does that, it doesn't make him a bad striker if he doesn't ****ing run around like a twat. Alan Young was a ****ing striker, he should see that. I wonder if Gary Lineker would write off Yakubu quite so thoroughly. It's because he's black Young has a gripe, not because he doesn't do his job properly.

I don't think Young bases his dislike of the Yak solely on the colour of his skin. Could be down to some confused old prejudices but I wouldn't call someone a racist unless they said something that explicitly confirmed that they are indeed so. (Unless Young has said something horribly inappropriate that I haven't heard.

I think Young's main beef is the way that the Yakattack plays, not because he's Nigerian. For the record, I agree that Yakubu coming back would be magnificent, unless he's going to try and rinse out of every penny we have to offer, in that case he can feck off.

 

[Mawsley]

Are you saying that Young should make intentionally erroneous observations just to raise the ire of listeners?

Was I?

I probably was because I only found out I was a bigot the other day after years of believing I wasn't. I obviously don't have a clue what I think or mean.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Was I?

I don't know, that's why I asked. It seems that way.

 

[Mawsley]

I don't know, that's why I asked. It seems that way.

Maybe you need to re-read the thread then.

 

[The Major]

Tbh my arse isn't my best feature.

 

[Mawsley]

Tbh my arse isn't my best feature.

I agree

 

[Blue Maniac]

Maybe you need to re-read the thread then.

Why would I need to revisit anything other than the post you appeared to agree with?

 

[Mawsley]

Why would I need to revisit anything other than the post you appeared to agree with?

Context.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Context.

This is the bit where I frantically hammer the mat with my one free hand to end the pain, isn't it?

 

[pork pie fox]

This is the bit where I frantically hammer my cock with my one free hand to feel the pain, isn't it?

Whatever floats your boat I guess....

 

[Blue Maniac]

Whatever floats your boat I guess....

My boat is floated by a lot of weird shit.

 

[Mawsley]

This is the bit where I frantically hammer the mat with my one free hand to end the pain, isn't it?

If that is what it takes to get you to appreciate ironic bland sycophancy then you go for it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

If that is what it takes to get you to appreciate ironic bland sycophancy then you go for it.

Oh for fu... :icon_redf

 

[Longcliffe]

My boat is floated by a lot of weird shit.

The trouble with you is you don't understand irony.

 

[drummindefender]

Would this be a free transfer ? If so I'm cool with it

 

[spionfox]

The trouble with you is you don't understand irony.

Rain on your wedding day?

 

[Blue Maniac]

The trouble with you is you don't understand irony.

Really? Do you think so?

Oh, I see. You were being ironic. Not ironic in the actual meaning of the word, but rather in the inaccurate American sitcom definition. Which in itself is incredibly ironic, isn't it? May I be the first to point out that that is hilarious. So funny, in fact, that I just pissed my boxers while sewing my sides back together. You are one funny bastard.

 

[M17TT C]

Would this be a free transfer ? If so I'm cool with it

He's got a couple of years remaining on his contract but has been told to find a new club since a new manager has come in so I would imagine it would be a nominal fee involved.