Speculation Motown's hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2017 rumours thread

[pork pie fox]

So in summary: more money, better manager, higher profile and opportunity to compete in Europe?

That cover it?

Liverpool docks are quite nice.

And a club perceived to be going places.

 

[Lako42]

Of the 40 appearances Gray made last season, how many times did he replace Mahrez or Albrighton and was any good? Maybe 5? The rest he was next to useless.

No manager is going to deliberately weaken a team. If there is a better option, they'll play him. Gray is not a better option.

Weakening our team last season would have taken using pub players.

He came off the bench, usually when his esteemed colleagues were so ****ing woeful they were making my eyes bleed.

God damn Gray for not coming on and immediately turning in amazing performances whilst surrounded by incompetent shirkers.

Utd away he embarrassed his team mates by being the only player on the pitch who looked like he could kick a football.

Not sure how we can expect our younger talents to improve or prove themselves when they aren't given a chance when the man in front of them is complete pony for a full season.

 

[popillius]

So in summary: more money, better manager, higher profile and opportunity to compete in Europe?

That cover it?

Liverpool docks are quite nice.

About as perfect as it gets. It's a package.

 

[LudlowFox]

What about chicken burgers and potato wedges?

 

[homer]

So in summary: more money, better manager, higher profile and opportunity to compete in Europe?

That cover it?

Liverpool docks are quite nice.

Derek Acorah
Sonia
Stan Boardman
Claire Sweeney
Kenny Everett
Liz Mclarnon (pure filth)
Tom O'Connor
Edwina Currie
Janice Long

Against that lot we have no chance - we've got Rustie Lee and that fecktard from Corrie

 

[pork pie fox]

Derek Acorah
Sonia
Stan Boardman
Claire Sweeney
Kenny Everett
Liz Mclarnon (pure filth)
Tom O'Connor
Edwina Currie
Janice Long

Against that lot we have no chance - we've got Rustie Lee and that fecktard from Corrie

Isn't Stallone a fan of theirs too?

 

[Robin127]

Derek Acorah
Sonia
Stan Boardman
Claire Sweeney
Kenny Everett
Liz Mclarnon (pure filth)
Tom O'Connor
Edwina Currie
Janice Long

Against that lot we have no chance - we've got Rustie Lee and that fecktard from Corrie

Englebert Humperedink?

 

[Blaarev]

Englebert Humperedink?

Claude Greengrass?

 

[popillius]

Derek Acorah
Sonia
Stan Boardman
Claire Sweeney
Kenny Everett
Liz Mclarnon (pure filth)
Tom O'Connor
Edwina Currie
Janice Long

Against that lot we have no chance - we've got Rustie Lee and that fecktard from Corrie

Gary Newbon in at RB, Willie Thorne between the sticks (he will fill the gap) with Lembit Opik through the middle and David Attenborough smashing them in at CF. We'd dick 'em!

 

[Robin127]

Claude Greengrass?

Magic! our Maurice.

 

[homer]

Pint of cooking and a bag of nuts

 

[Durham Fox]

Derek Acorah
Sonia
Stan Boardman
Claire Sweeney
Kenny Everett
Liz Mclarnon (pure filth)
Tom O'Connor
Edwina Currie
Janice Long

Against that lot we have no chance - we've got Rustie Lee and that fecktard from Corrie

Slot Amanda Holden in there too.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Slot Amanda Holden in there too.

Amanda Holden's slot?

 

[popillius]

Amanda Holden's slot?

I imagine it's VERY experienced.

 

[homer]

Leaves herself wide open at the back

 

[Motown Fox]

Daniel Lambert to fill the goalie position instead of Willie and Gok Wan can come up from the back

And What about Sam Bailey, or does she follow Millwall now.

 

[camberwell fox]

Not to mention Shawaddywaddy signing the post horn gallop and creating an echo.

Kasabian.

 

[homer]

Not to mention Shawaddywaddy signing the post horn gallop and creating an echo.

Kasabian.

Pah. Nothing compared to the Reynolds Girls

No wnder Gylfi couldn't wait to get there

 

[bocadillo]

Liverpool docks are quite nice.

The docks might be quite nice but the dual carriageway that is Strand Street and which runs alongside them is a constant procession of police cars, ambulances and fire engines with sirens blaring. Sleep is impossible.

Seriously Liverpool is the only city where I have seen police cars on the hurry-up, travelling in opposite directions, meeting and passing each other on the same road.

 

[Graz]

I miss the rumours...

Can we sign someone?

It's all gone very quiet (if you ignore the constant pros and cons of Mahrez and Gray