I'm a tad concerned about this official unconfirmed and reported rumour deal... sorry, swoop... for Ken Ndodi. Bit early innit? Talk about saying 'hey guys, I'm available. Anyone wanna scupper the deal? 'cause, ya know, it is only unofficial unconfirmed official rumour'.
And Plank Lampard - no, just no. Remember what happened last time we signed an ageing ex-Chelsea pensioner in search of a final pay cheque? Chillwell will have his cheek broken (well, you wouldn't assault #nofuchsgiven now would you? Not even when he's asleep)..... sorry, some things just stick with me. I'll never forgive that odious little *choose your preferred insult*