People That Piss You Off

[Feriol]

GIRLFRIENDS :icon_evil




****S

actually i quite like ****s, its the rest of the girlfriends that piss me off

nothing really shes just doing the guess what im thinking bullshit, they can never tell you exactly, its all a ****ing guessing game. you never listen to me 'beer and football' blah ****ing blah.

well bollox

you haven't done anything mate, she just want something and making you sweat and feel guilty is their way of getting you to get it/do it for her

 

[Lako42]

whats stephen chips?

hughes chips- thin stragly, no potato, anorexic lightweight chips

 

[Boy Genius]

She's being female

and you wanted a male?

 

[Lako42]

and you wanted a male?

easier im sure

 

[Disco Bob]

This weekend...

WIFE :icon_evil




****

...although she did make me miss a terrible terrible match so perhaps she's not all bad.

 

[Boy Genius]

This weekend...

WIFE :icon_evil




****

...although she did make me miss a terrible terrible match so perhaps she's not all bad.

so getting your end away tonight is not on then?

 

[Disco Bob]

...no!

But let me add...KELLY :icon_evil




(soon to be unemployed) ****

 

[Melton Fox]

Guests who come round my house for sunday dinner, bring a bottle of wine with them, look at my well presented table, see that I've already opened and prepared plenty of wine, put their bottle/s on the side "for later" then take the ****ing things home with them.

Tossers

 

[Leesoh]

Guests who come round my house for sunday dinner, bring a bottle of wine with them, look at my well presented table, see that I've already opened and prepared plenty of wine, put their bottle/s on the side "for later" then take the ****ing things home with them.

Tossers

Cheeky feckers. I hope you'll reciprocate.

 

[Boy Genius]

Guests who come round my house for sunday dinner, bring a bottle of wine with them, look at my well presented table, see that I've already opened and prepared plenty of wine, put their bottle/s on the side "for later" then take the ****ing things home with them.

Tossers

maybe they saw the size of portion first..........

 

[Melton Fox]

Cheeky feckers. I hope you'll reciprocate.

No, I just won't go

 

[Feriol]

Guests who come round my house for sunday dinner, bring a bottle of wine with them, look at my well presented table, see that I've already opened and prepared plenty of wine, put their bottle/s on the side "for later" then take the ****ing things home with them.

Tossers

Maybe, having tried your cheap crap, they figured you wouldn't appreciate the decent stuff they brought?

 

[Melton Fox]

Maybe, having tried your cheap crap, they figured you wouldn't appreciate the decent stuff they brought?

I couldn't tell you if ours was cheap or decent, wine is for birds and homos.

 

[Hazzman]

I couldn't tell you if ours was cheap or decent, wine is for birds and homos.

Steven will be here in a dash.

 

[Melton Fox]

Steven will be here in a dash.

What for?, looking for wine tips :icon_lol:

 

[Dour]

What for?, looking for wine tips :icon_lol:

Here's one. Get round to Melton Fox's - you might be able to leave with better than you brought.

 

[MKFox]

I couldn't tell you if ours was cheap or decent, wine is for birds and homos.

fecking peasant.
:icon_bigg

 

[Matt_B]

You can't beat a good rosé spritzer

 

[lazzer]

You can't beat a good rosé spritzer

or lager shandy eh mate

 

[fcukcov]

You can't beat a good rosé spritzer

are you serious?