People That Piss You Off

[Joe]

Ever considered sleeping your way to the top? Usually works well.

Or

How do you like my business dynamics baby (and do obligatory hip thrust as you empahsise dynamics)

Nice one beighton ill let you know how it goes:icon_bigg

 

[Steven]

Nice one beighton ill let you know how it goes:icon_bigg

From hospital?

 

[Joe]

From hospital?

Why dont you think beightons one liners will come off?

 

[Leesoh]

and, while I'm on the subject of supermarkets, the checkout bints that insist on telling me when to enter my ****in PIN number.
I've given you my card, I'm poised with my finger ready, I'm looking at the display waiting for it to say "please enter your PIN number", I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I'M NOT A ****ING RETARD YOU MINIMUM WAGE MONKEY!!!!

Good call. Can't believe I forgot that one.

 

[Macky]

Greeting card manufacturers.

It's me Mammy's birthday next week but every single ****ing card in the shops has either "Mum" or "Mummy" printed on it, not one with "Mam" or "Mammy".
What the **** is that all about?

I don't even know anybody that uses the word Mummy unless they're talking about Egypt.

 

[Han]

Greeting card manufacturers.

It's me Mammy's birthday next week but every single ****ing card in the shops has either "Mum" or "Mummy" printed on it, not one with "Mam" or "Mammy".
What the **** is that all about?

I don't even know anybody that uses the word Mummy unless they're talking about Egypt.

People that use the word Mam around here are usually common chavs.

Mummy is what kids use.

Mum is normal.

Never heard Mammy before.

 

[Matt_B]

People that use the word Mam around here are usually common chavs.

Mummy is what kids use.

Mum is normal.

Never heard Mammy before.

I think it's an Oirish thing

 

[Macky]

People that use the word Mam around here are usually common chavs.

Mummy is what kids use.

Mum is normal.

Never heard Mammy before.

I'd doubt that there is anybody in the whole of Ireland who calls their mother mum or mummy.

 

[pds]

Greeting card manufacturers.

It's me Mammy's birthday next week but every single ****ing card in the shops has either "Mum" or "Mummy" printed on it, not one with "Mam" or "Mammy".
What the **** is that all about?

I don't even know anybody that uses the word Mummy unless they're talking about Egypt.

People that use the word Mam around here are usually common chavs.

Mummy is what kids use.

Mum is normal.

Never heard Mammy before.

It's Mom, or Mommy.

 

[Jeff]

People who say mom, or mommy.

 

[pds]

People who say mom, or mommy.

:icon_lol: What have I done,


People whose name starts with a J.

 

[Jeff]

:icon_lol: What have I done,


People whose name starts with a J.

What has Joey done to piss you off?

 

[pds]

What has Joey done to piss you off?

Nothing,

just my Mom, Dad and Sister begin with J.

 

[Melton Fox]

Nothing,

just my Mom, Dad and Sister begin with J.

I have deliberately avoided that in our house purely for the reason of when the post arrives.

 

[Jeff]

I have deliberately avoided that in our house purely for the reason of when the post arrives.

But I bet little Xavier and Quentin aren't happy about it.

 

[Melton Fox]

But I bet little Xavier and Quentin aren't happy about it.

Neither's Zidane, he does get some grief at schoold the poor sod.

You ought to hear the things the other's say about his female relatives.

 

[fitz]

I have deliberately avoided that in our house purely for the reason of when the post arrives.

my mate James and his dad both have the same first name (bet you can't guess what it is) which used to make things a right pain in the arse post and phonecall wise, especially as they sound the feckin same. if i ever have kids i'm gonna give them stupid names

 

[Han]

It's Mom, or Mommy.

I thought brummies were the only ones that used those.

 

[Macky]

I thought brummies were the only ones that used those.

I thought it was just Yanks that used Mom. :icon_conf

 

[muzzysgal]

I thought brummies were the only ones that used those.

My Dad always says "Mom" and he's a Brummie.