People That Piss You Off

[Lako42]

People who are lucky enough to have a family who like each other enough to have get togethers, who waste such a nice opportunity.

This day in age anyone with a family who are fond of each other and actually make an effort should make the most of it.

 

[spionfox]

I've got a rellie's 95th birthday party coming up this weekend and I'm looking forward to it.

95th? Crikey - bet the disco's good :icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

Family get togethers are fine if i can persuade the current mk to drive back...

Often talking to yourself are you?

- "You drive you big soft southern ponce"

- "**** off you overweight Nancy, you drive"

- "**** you, you're the current MK, you drive Gaylord"

- "Piss off sailor shagger, I'm drinking, you're the current MK not me"

- "Are you bollox you ****ing bum bandit, I'm getting hammered"



I bet your family think you're a not right.

 

[Cate Fox]

I dont hate my family, I quite like them...its just one sister in law's relatives that make it a really long party if its anything to do with them... they dont talk, they BELLOW everything - ear ache guaranteed

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

People who pronounce patriotic the american way. Can't stand it! Tubes I'm talking about you.

 

[highland fox]

That twat who rings the bell at Portsmouth FC

 

[MKFox]

- "Piss off sailor shagger, I'm drinking, you're the current MK not me"

:icon_bigg

:icon_redf

 

[Lako42]

That twat who rings the bell at Portsmouth FC

Loved it when the leicestershire police set him up here and he got arrested, missing his first game in arrounf 14 years .

Also someone got the wankers bell and was ringing it in the leicester end, really wound the pompey up.

 

[Hazzman]

That twat who rings the bell at Portsmouth FC

He gets arrested now before most games. Too drunk to see his own arse most of the time.

 

[Macky]

He gets arrested now before most games. Too drunk to see his own arse most of the time.

**** me, I can't do that when I'm sober.
Not without elaborate use of mirrors anyway.

 

[Hazzman]

**** me, I can't do that when I'm sober.
Not without elaborate use of mirrors anyway.

Macky you are an one-off :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Macky you are an one-off :icon_lol:

That's probably for the best.

 

[Leesoh]

People who ignore nice friendly messages. They're all cocksuckers, and I didn't even like them in the first frigging place. Arsewipes.

 

[RHYDAL]

People who die on the M4 causing 10 mile tailbacks. Inconsiderate bastards.

 

[highland fox]

People who ignore nice friendly messages. They're all cocksuckers, and I didn't even like them in the first frigging place. Arsewipes.

:icon_conf Are we to take it all is not Tickerty Boo Lee ?

 

[Leesoh]

:icon_conf Are we to take it all is not Tickerty Boo Lee ?

No, I'm afraid not. They don't call me Mona Lisa for nothing you know......


:icon_roll

 

[Singth]

People who stand waiting for others to sort out problems.

Just been through Iceland in Wiggo and there were five people stood looking at the automatic door that wouldn't open. "It's automatic, it should open" one of the brainiacs said.

"Kick it, it might be stuck" said another.

I told one of the workers there who came over, put the key in and opened it. It worked fine after that.

There are some in the world that would sooner spend ten minutes doing **** all about a problem than trying to solve it in one minute. Morons.

 

[highland fox]

People who try shop doors at 10am when it clearly says open at 10.15 on the door

 

[Matt_B]

People who try shop doors at 10am when it clearly says open at 10.15 on the door

People who open their shop at random times!

 

[highland fox]

People who open their shop at random times!

I have opened at 10.15 for 3 years,It clearly states it in great big capitals on the door yet !0am they are trying the door,even sadder are the ones who stand out and wait....in the rain