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people who act so surprised when i tell them what job i do and the fact that I cant draw by hand that you would think I had just told them i had killed their daughter by ramming a 14inch dildo straight through her heart.

Dickheads.
 
The chap that i watched tailgating another car after coming off the M1 today. Its not big, its not clever, its feckin stupid. Whats worse was the car that he was doing it to happened to be a police car:icon_eek:. Why didnt the police have him:102::mad:
 
The chap that i watched tailgating another car after coming off the M1 today. Its not big, its not clever, its feckin stupid. Whats worse was the car that he was doing it to happened to be a police car:icon_eek:. Why didnt the police have him:102::mad:

You sure they weren't giving him a tow?!
 
The chap that i watched tailgating another car after coming off the M1 today. Its not big, its not clever, its feckin stupid. Whats worse was the car that he was doing it to happened to be a police car:icon_eek:. Why didnt the police have him:102::mad:

Because it would have meant filling in thirty seven different triplicate forms and taken three hundred and twenty four man hours and they were late for thier breakfast.
 
The woman who was driving down the A6 at 30mph max, weaving all over the road and causing a tailback, who was texting !
 
The woman who was driving down the A6 at 30mph max, weaving all over the road and causing a tailback, who was texting !

Someone was moaning to me a while back that they had been driving from Narborough to Fosse Park one morning and got caught in traffic behind a car driving slowly. When he got to the traffic lights he looked across to see that she was doing her make-up. I said he should have had a word and asked what car the silly bint was driving.
"Silver Ford Ka" he said
"What did the girl look like?" I replied
"Little blond bird, silly twat" he said
"That was my missus" I said.:icon_redf
 
The chap that i watched tailgating another car after coming off the M1 today. Its not big, its not clever, its feckin stupid. Whats worse was the car that he was doing it to happened to be a police car:icon_eek:. Why didnt the police have him:102::mad:

This happened in front of us this morning and the van that was being tailgated stopped in front of the car that was doing the tailgating.Two hefty guys got out and this bloke in the car absolutely shat himself :icon_lol: He drove off before they got to his wiindow
 
Driving through Lincoln yesterday. Black saloon pulls up to junction on my left, cerise playboy logos on the side. Look at the driver.........
...MMMMMOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEE:icon_evil
 
Driving through Lincoln yesterday. Black saloon pulls up to junction on my left, cerise playboy logos on the side. Look at the driver.........
...MMMMMOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEE:icon_evil
cheeky twat,ive been married to that for 12 years:018:
 
New managers at work who on their second day at work talk about "tidying up your kitchen" "helicopter views" and getting your ****ing "ducks in a row" wtf :icon_roll tosser
 
New managers at work who on their second day at work talk about "tidying up your kitchen" "helicopter views" and getting your ****ing "ducks in a row" wtf :icon_roll tosser

Well that's only right, why should somebody else have to clean up your mess in the kitchen?
 
You sure they weren't giving him a tow?!

Defo not

Because it would have meant filling in thirty seven different triplicate forms and taken three hundred and twenty four man hours and they were late for thier breakfast.

Even if they couldnt be arsed with the paperwork they should still have stopped him and given him a bollocking.

This happened in front of us this morning and the van that was being tailgated stopped in front of the car that was doing the tailgating.Two hefty guys got out and this bloke in the car absolutely shat himself :icon_lol: He drove off before they got to his wiindow

:icon_lol: Thats the kind of justice these pricks deserve.
 
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