Brauny Blue
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Gary Waddock
People That Piss You Off
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fcukcov
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burn them.
Disco Bob
New Member
Aha! I do.
Heating Engineers are now the new Kevin Keegans. I love Heating Engineers - they fix your pumps for free. Heating Engineers are great (ignoring the 24hour delay in sorting everything and pissing me about last night).
Cate Fox
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:icon_lol:
Singth
Active Member
After finding your mishaps amusing yesterday I awake this morning to find snot icicles on my lip and that my boiler has gone on the blink
homer
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After finding your mishaps amusing yesterday I awake this morning to find snot icicles on my lip and that my boiler has gone on the blink
You can get some tablets for that
Disco Bob
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...but I bet you didn't have a foot covered in shit?After finding your mishaps amusing yesterday I awake this morning to find snot icicles on my lip and that my boiler has gone on the blink
Now I'm going to turn the heating up a bit more.
<mad evil cackle>
homer
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You don't know where he put his toes last night, though :icon_conf
Disco Bob
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homer
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I'd be dead pissed off to find out he'd footfucked my dog.
Why, did you want to be the first ?
Disco Bob
New Member
If there's a better way to keep your feet warm at night I don't know it.
Disco Bob
New Member
O2 call centre idiots.
"Don't go with Three, they'll rip you off. They charged my friend £300 per month."
ME: *laughs*
"Don't believe me then!" says stroppy Glaswegian bitch. "It seems to be that you're only interested in disagreeing with me so I don't know what more I can add!"
"I think it is best if I spoke to someone else now... (less ****ing hormonal)"
Jonathan then offered me the exact same price as on the website. "Err, Three are killing you on that offer Jonathan...how about you offer me something better on data usage or a monthly discount?"
Jonathan said "Well, it's your choice, if you want to use someone else..."
What kind of ****ing sales pitch is that? O2 twats.
"Don't go with Three, they'll rip you off. They charged my friend £300 per month."
ME: *laughs*
"Don't believe me then!" says stroppy Glaswegian bitch. "It seems to be that you're only interested in disagreeing with me so I don't know what more I can add!"
"I think it is best if I spoke to someone else now... (less ****ing hormonal)"
Jonathan then offered me the exact same price as on the website. "Err, Three are killing you on that offer Jonathan...how about you offer me something better on data usage or a monthly discount?"
Jonathan said "Well, it's your choice, if you want to use someone else..."
What kind of ****ing sales pitch is that? O2 twats.
fcukcov
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They are all the same, I had one women tell me that the phone I wanted was "gash" and that I should have the one she suggested instead. and when I said no I want X, she said well thats your choice but it isnt a very cool phone to have. Bollox i dont want a "cool" phone I want a good one bitch.
Disco Bob
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fcukcov
Active Member
I dunno.
Yorkshire Vixen
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Disco Bob
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I may as well throw Customs and Revenue ****ers into the mix as well.
"I called to ask you to stop making payments to us back in August. I have phoned three times since and you are still paying me £32.00 per week. Can you stop it? Now."
"I'll send you a letter explaining our calculations..."
"No. Stop the payments. S.T.O.P T.H.E.M."
"As I said, I will get another copy of the calculations..."
These tossers claim to have overpaid us (an appeal has long since been lost in the system) and yet they will not stop giving us more money.
Working tax bollocks - I don't even ****ing work. Christ I'm angry!
"I called to ask you to stop making payments to us back in August. I have phoned three times since and you are still paying me £32.00 per week. Can you stop it? Now."
"I'll send you a letter explaining our calculations..."
"No. Stop the payments. S.T.O.P T.H.E.M."
"As I said, I will get another copy of the calculations..."
These tossers claim to have overpaid us (an appeal has long since been lost in the system) and yet they will not stop giving us more money.
Working tax bollocks - I don't even ****ing work. Christ I'm angry!
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