People That Piss You Off

[highland fox]

that is common practise among hgv drivers to warn others due to their stopping times being different

it is usually hgv driver that do it. it is also used to warn against road works, so there is reason to it

Ignore him FFG,he's just a grumpy old get.

 

[bocadillo]

The hoi polloi often get the spelling wrong as well......:icon_wink

So they do... so they do
:icon_redf

 

[fosseboy83]

People who spell things, to make Da werdz sound Gansta, innit. ****ing retards.

 

[lazzer]

People who spell things, to make Da werdz sound Gansta, innit. ****ing retardz.

:icon_roll:icon_bigg

 

[Brauny Blue]

Has anyone mentioned cyclists at all in this thread?

Are you looking for a ride

 

[fosseboy83]

:icon_roll:icon_bigg

dat is well witty G:icon_bigg

 

[Leesoh]

Are you looking for a ride

No. No I am not.

I would like to add people who use "management speak" to the list. I have no intention of touching bases with you, and if you touch my base, I will do you some serious damage. Seriously.

 

[Brauny Blue]

No. No I am not.

I would like to add people who use "management speak" to the list. I have no intention of touching bases with you, and if you touch my base, I will do you some serious damage. Seriously.

Pardon:icon_lol:

 

[Leesoh]

Pardon:icon_lol:

You mean noone has ever offered to "touch base" with you? You are one lucky guy!

Someone used another phrase today, it horrified me so much I have erased it from my memory.

 

[Brauny Blue]

You mean noone has ever offered to "touch base" with you? You are one lucky guy!

Someone used another phrase today, it horrified me so much I have erased it from my memory.

Touching base.........it all sounds a bit

 

[spionfox]

No. No I am not.

I would like to add people who use "management speak" to the list. I have no intention of touching bases with you, and if you touch my base, I will do you some serious damage. Seriously.

Ever tried thinking outside of the box?

 

[spionfox]

Touching base.........it all sounds a bit

Somebody is bound to salute.....

 

[Hector]

Ever tried thinking outside of the box?

Well that's all hunky dory, but at the end of the day you have to think outside the box 24/7 and bounce ideas of your colleagues, before touching base with your boss, in order to give 110% for your company.

 

[Steven]

Somebody is bound to salute.....

I searched Google for that phrase and came up with this. :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Well that's all hunky dory, but at the end of the day you have to think outside the box 24/7 and bounce ideas of your colleagues, before touching base with your boss, in order to give 110% for your company.

Very tame Hector, I can see that your core business doesn't involve much in the way of envisioneering. Going forward we need a synergystic mission statement that will clearly define our preactive and innovative front end technologies.

Don't ever forget, it's not enough to just 'do' we have to 'be', after all, we're all human beings not human doings.

 

[Hector]

Very tame Hector, I can see that your core business doesn't involve much in the way of envisioneering. Going forward we need a synergystic mission statement that will clearly define our preactive and innovative front end technologies.

Don't ever forget, it's not enough to just 'do' we have to 'be', after all, we're all human beings not human doings.

Very true Macky, but I'm just an "Ivory Towers" man, so what do you expect....we have a completely different mantra of equally undecipherable jargon. :icon_wink

 

[Leesoh]

Aargh!!! I thought I'd left work st 4 today!!

 

[Brauny Blue]

Scumbags

Centenarians robbed by tricksters

Two centenarian sisters have been robbed at their home by a gang posing as water company officials.
Alice and Annie Horsman, who are 100 and 106, were targeted by two men and a woman at their home in Rochdale, Lancashire.
The thieves said they needed to test the water, pushed their way in and stole a large amount of cash from the living room.
The trio fled and 100-year-old Alice chased them but fell and hurt her head.

They've had a bad shock but they're all right

Margaret Wild, niece


She suffered minor injuries in the incident on Thursday at 1240 GMT, a spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said.
The sisters' niece, Margaret Wild, said: "They've had a bad shock but they're all right.
"They want to make others aware so people can be on their guard."
Pc Mark Challender said: "Words cannot describe how heinous and despicable this crime was.
"To steal cash from such an elderly and vulnerable woman is an unforgivable, disgusting offence."
The three offenders are described as Asian. Both men are in their 30s. The first man is about 5ft 8in (1.73m) tall, of medium build and was wearing navy blue clothes. The second man spoke with an Urdu accent and the woman had a large build.

 

[MHS]

That wanker referee.

 

[Leesoh]

People who think that waving to their hosts from their cars after leaving is not enough, and insist on beeping their horns. I mean, why?