People That Piss You Off

[Melton Fox]

Better golfers. Why don't they ever top the ball! Damn them! However I did pull off a stunning low drive that double skimmed across the water trap and bounced out the other side much to the amazement of the guy I was playing with! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

We'll have to arrange a TB round of golf, I've got one hell of a run up for my tee shots, you'll be well impressed.

The run up consists of 5 Pete Townshend style windmill swings of the club, followed by a Viv Richards style straight bat right back over the bowlers head.

Never fails to gain comment, especially off the first tee.

 

[Hazzman]

We'll have to arrange a TB round of golf, I've got one hell of a run up for my tee shots, you'll be well impressed.

The run up consists of 5 Pete Townshend style windmill swings of the club, followed by a Viv Richards style straight bat right back over the bowlers head.

Never fails to gain comment, especially off the first tee.

I was thinking of that the other day. Went pitch and putt yesterday and realised how out of my depth I would be on a 18 hole course.

 

[MKFox]

We'll have to arrange a TB round of golf

Saturday afternoons would be good

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Saturday afternoons would be good

About 3pm starting early August :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

About 3pm starting early August :icon_lol:

I'm up for a weekly knock about.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Gateway v Alderman Newtons in castle gardens .

Served my time there in the 6th form (74-77).

 

[Matt_B]

Fcuking taxi drivers. ****s

 

[Hazzman]

Fcuking taxi drivers. ****s

Left work 5 minutes early to miss em. Drove through town and thought 'what's all the fuss about'.

 

[Boy Genius]

People who have car accidents and don't die!

 

[Melton Fox]

People who have car accidents and don't die!

They've inconvenienced 10's of 1000s of people today, and they walk away from it feeling relieved.

****s.

 

[Boy Genius]

They've inconvenienced 10's of 1000s of people today, and they walk away from it feeling relieved.

****s.

I should be able to send them an invoice for my time and maybe lost business.
And for my near 6 hours of suffering, with only 3 biscuits to eat!

 

[Melton Fox]

I should be able to send them an invoice for my time and maybe lost business.
And for my near 6 hours of suffering, with only 3 biscuits to eat!

I might send them an invoice for my 20 minute detour and my extra fuel used.

 

[Boy Genius]

I might send them an invoice for my 20 minute detour and my extra fuel used.

You can't help yourself can you! Kicking me while I am still down.


20 minute ****ing detour indeed!

 

[Dour]

Reps.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

hypocrites

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

people who go abroad in peak summertime and come back and moan that it was 'too hot'' wel der of course it was you fecking idiots :icon_roll

 

[Matt_B]

hypocrites

I liked his oath.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

people who go abroad in peak summertime and come back and moan that it was 'too hot'' wel der of course it was you fecking idiots :icon_roll

"the food at our hotel was all foreign muck we used to go down t'Kings Head, a bar run by Shirley & Ted from Kettering, lovely pies, and they had sky etc. Mind you fags were cheap". :icon_conf

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

"the food at our hotel was all foreign muck we used to go down t'Kings Head, a bar run by Shirley & Ted from Kettering, lovely pies, and they had sky etc. Mind you fags were cheap". :icon_conf

:icon_lol:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

and while were on the holiday theme....people who got to the same hotel year after year after year...boring