People That Piss You Off

[Cate Fox]

That wasnt somebody from British Gas that was Newton, you really shouldnt have put a pin in the talkingballs map, even if it is vague :icon_wink

:icon_lol:

 

[Blue Maniac]

British Gas sodding salesmen who turn up at your door and wont go away despite you saying you are not interested... I hate having to slam the door on people, but he wouldnt take no for an answer

:icon_eek: oops.

 

[Hazzman]

British Gas sodding salesmen who turn up at your door and wont go away despite you saying you are not interested... I hate having to slam the door on people, but he wouldnt take no for an answer

I've nearly come to blows with some Fascia fella. :icon_roll In fact I'd say it's the most confrontational I've ever been in the space of five minutes.

 

[Cate Fox]

I've nearly come to blows with some Fascia fella. :icon_roll In fact I'd say it's the most confrontational I've ever been in the space of five minutes.

I think I'm just going to stop opening the door when I know its salesmen, its easier that way

 

[Blue Maniac]

I've nearly come to blows with some Fascia fella. :icon_roll In fact I'd say it's the most confrontational I've ever been in the space of five minutes.

He spent five minutes talking to someone who wasn't interested? He needs sacking.

 

[Hazzman]

He spent five minutes talking to someone who wasn't interested? He needs sacking.

Wanted to see the 'houseowner' but I kept telling him it would be a waste of time as he wouldn't be interested. Dad came to the door to see all the fuss and got rid of the nob within 20 seconds.

I completely ignore the majority and then see them mop away when they realise I am watching the telly in the front room.

I felt guilty the other week when some bird from Sky turned up and my Mum told her to come back a hour later cos me and my brother (who have been considering Sky) were out at work. She turns up as I am eating my dinner and ask my Mum to get rid of her. She was only some decent looking student bint who my Mum fed a lot of shite to get rid of her.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Wanted to see the 'houseowner' but I kept telling him it would be a waste of time as he wouldn't be interested. Dad came to the door to see all the fuss and got rid of the nob within 20 seconds.

I completely ignore the majority and then see them mop away when they realise I am watching the telly in the front room.

I felt guilty the other week when some bird from Sky turned up and my Mum told her to come back a hour later cos me and my brother (who have been considering Sky) were out at work. She turns up as I am eating my dinner and ask my Mum to get rid of her. She was only some decent looking student bint who my Mum fed a lot of shite to get rid of her.

Customers aren't the worst thing about that job, it's the utter ****s you have to work with. No matter what company you work for, if you're cold selling there's always a minimum of one complete ****ing arsehole whose eyes you'd happily stab out with a pozi head screwdriver.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

builders who say theyre going to ring/come and then they dont!!!

 

[Macky]

builders who say theyre going to ring/come and then they dont!!!

Using 'come' and 'ring' in the same sentence is just asking for trouble YV.
I'd expect a bit of editing anytime soon

 

[Darth Vodka]

****ing idiot management who have changed my team name from OMI (Operational Management Information) to

Business Management Support - End User Computing and Tools Development

twats

how the **** am i supposed to answer the phone?

and what is a tool?

utter bellends

 

[SJN-Fox]

****ing idiot management who have changed my team name from OMI (Operational Management Information) to

Business Management Support - End User Computing and Tools Development

twats

how the **** am i supposed to answer the phone?

and what is a tool?

utter bellends

You obviously!! :icon_bigg

 

[The Major]

Putting £10 in to start an account with Betfair so that I can watch the football and then finding out I should have started the account with #####.:icon_sad:

 

[Jeff]

Putting £10 in to start an account with Betfair so that I can watch the football and then finding out I should have started the account with #####.:icon_sad:

I'm not sure that counts as 'people'.

Will it not let you withdraw the money you used to open the account?

 

[The Major]

I'm not sure that counts as 'people'.

Will it not let you withdraw the money you used to open the account?

I'm a person and sometimes I really piss myself off (no editing please).

 

[Blue Maniac]

****ing idiot management who have changed my team name from OMI (Operational Management Information) to

Business Management Support - End User Computing and Tools Development

twats

how the **** am i supposed to answer the phone?

You could say "Business Management Support - End User Computing and Tools Development, how can I help?" Or "BMS - EUC&TD, good morning." Both are extremely catchy.

and what is a tool?

A lump hammer is a tool. So is a cold chisel. A screw is not a tool, but a screwdriver is.

utter bellends

It sounds like it :icon_bigg

 

[MKFox]

twats who walk into the sauna and say "blimey, it's hot in here"
what the **** are you expecting you knob?

 

[H T B]

twats who walk into the sauna and say "blimey, it's hot in here"
what the **** are you expecting you knob?

Ever thought it might not have been the temperature that they thought was hot

 

[MKFox]

Ever thought it might not have been the temperature that they thought was hot

Nice spin htb, those foxy chicks were checking out my pecs

 

[lazzer]

wow its hot in here ..... followed by 'why is that bloke in the wax jacket smiling at me '

 

[Motown Fox]

Business Management Support - End User Computing and Tools Development

Well it could have been worst
Business User Management Support - Computing User "n" Tools:icon_wink
Initially a bit of a mouthfull either way:icon_bigg