People (especially family members) who ring me half an hour before City kick off and ask 'where are you?' Where the ****ing **** do you think I am at half past ****ing two on a ****ing Saturday?
Similarly, people who know me well yet still feel the need to ask things like 'are you going to Swansea?' or 'were you at Doncaster last night?' Unless you've been to my funeral, assume I'll be attending the next City match and that I attended the previous one, and don't waste my time asking stupid questions.