People That Piss You Off

[RHYDAL]

tosspots.

in the past ive left far more expensive coats on the side and nothing happen, then some **** nicks me £20 hoody

Were there any peanuts in the pocket?

 

[MHS]

What the one with steak and kidney stains on it ?

Nope.

Chicken Balti. :icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

Were there any peanuts in the pocket?

:icon_lol:

 

[Hazzman]

Sky salesman.

First of all, I am not particularly keen to part with my dosh to Sky cos of Murdoch's greedy ways. However, when you have the cheek to hint I am foolish cos we are paying x amount for broadband yet you offer a deal at £55 a month brainwashing my Mum in the process that it's the greatest deal ever and then I type the same into the Internet with more extras getting a price of £51.

Nob jockeys.

 

[MHS]

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking my door causing me to miss an important phone call.

 

[Leesoh]

The people or person who wrote my drafting assessment. Tossers.

 

[fludie]

:icon_lol:

:icon_eek:

 

[Blue Maniac]

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking my door causing me to miss an important phone call.

Door-to-door religion. I don't know if it gets much worse.

 

[homer]

Door-to-door religion. I don't know if it gets much worse.

Wait 'til alex comes knocking at your door.......

 

[Blue Maniac]

Wait 'til alex comes knocking at your door.......

Does he look anything like Michael Morrison?

 

[homer]

Does he look anything like Michael Morrison?

Well he can certainly cover a variety of positions across your back line.....

 

[Doggie_muz]

Well he can certainly cover a variety of positions across your back line.....

And he certainly knows when and where to use his tackle...

 

[H T B]

The Red BMW car driver on the A46 at about 3.35pm, today, just after the Syston turn off going towards Hobby Horse Island.

If you know that road, after the Syston turn off there is a slight hill.
2 lorries on the inside lane, lorry at the rear is going faster than lorry in front, indicates and pulls out. BMW driver has to slow down to let him out.
Lorry overtakes slower lorry and moves into inside lane. BMW overtakes both lorries.

When in front of lorries, ****ing **** of a BMW driver decides to slam his anchors on. This causes the lorry driver to take evasive action to stop him going in back of **** of BMW drivers car., so he moves into outside lane pronto.

This would have been okay, but I was overtaking the lorry at the ****ing time you ****.

My car was forced towards crash barrier, but fortunately collision was avoided.

I steered the car away from the lorry and back into inside lane.
As we came to the Hobby Horse roundabout, lights were on red. BMW driver at lights, when he saw my hazards go on and the lorry drivers hazards go on, he shot through the red light.

Had a chat with lorry driver who explained what had happened.

Anyway, consider myself rather fortunate to be still in 1 piece.

So, to the driver of that red BMW &

 

[bocadillo]

The Red BMW car driver on the A46 at about 3.35pm, today, just after the Syston turn off going towards Hobby Horse Island.

If you know that road, after the Syston turn off there is a slight hill.
2 lorries on the inside lane, lorry at the rear is going faster than lorry in front, indicates and pulls out. BMW driver has to slow down to let him out.
Lorry overtakes slower lorry and moves into inside lane. BMW overtakes both lorries.

When in front of lorries, ****ing **** of a BMW driver decides to slam his anchors on. This causes the lorry driver to take evasive action to stop him going in back of **** of BMW drivers car., so he moves into outside lane pronto.

This would have been okay, but I was overtaking the lorry at the ****ing time you ****.

My car was forced towards crash barrier, but fortunately collision was avoided.

I steered the car away from the lorry and back into inside lane.
As we came to the Hobby Horse roundabout, lights were on red. BMW driver at lights, when he saw my hazards go on and the lorry drivers hazards go on, he shot through the red light.

Had a chat with lorry driver who explained what had happened.

Anyway, consider myself rather fortunate to be still in 1 piece.

So, to the driver of that red BMW &

You got his regd. no., of course?

 

[H T B]

Unfortunately not.

It was only after talking to the lorry driver that I found out why he'd swung out in front of me.

In all honesty, I was just rather pleased to be in one piece.

I can only hope that the lorry driver did, and they meet up again!

 

[Jeff]

The Red BMW

Bloody foreign cars. Send them back.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Bloody foreign cars. Send them back.

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Bloody foreign cars. Send them back.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[H T B]

Bloody foreign cars. Send them back.

That's what surpised me most, I thought we'd had a mass cull on red BMW's!

 

[Blue Maniac]

That's what surpised me most, I thought we'd had a mass cull on red BMW's!

Nope, that was Jews. 70 years ago. In Germany.