People That Piss You Off

[homer]

I think I meant cottaging.

I'm sure you did :icon_roll

 

[lazzer]

I think I meant colon -plundering

:icon_eek::icon_eek:

 

[tedfoxxx]

Bunch of filthy feckers, I make the odd comment about PS dress sense or Moz's vegetables and I'm branded a gaylord.

 

[Matt_B]

Bunch of filthy feckers, I make the odd comment about PS dress sense or Moz's vegetables and I'm branded a gaylord.

I know your pain

 

[tedfoxxx]

My ring is in extreme pain

:icon_eek:

 

[Ian Marshall]

Bunch of filthy feckers, I make the odd comment about PS dress sense or Moz's vegetables and I'm branded a gaylord.

About that PM you sent me, I don't appear to be able to reply so will do so here. So, in answer to your questions.

1) 26/male/Maidstone, UK
2) 7 inches.
3) Once or twice, but I certainly don't make a habit of it.
4) Yes! I couldn't sit down for weeks
5) I'm allergic to some whipped cream products, so we'd have to do a patch test on a discrete area of my skin first.
6) £85.

 

[tedfoxxx]

About that PM you sent me, I don't appear to be able to reply so will do so here. So, in answer to your questions.

1) 26/male/Maidstone, UK
2) 7 inches.
3) Once or twice, but I certainly don't make a habit of it.
4) Yes! I couldn't sit down for weeks
5) I'm allergic to some whipped cream products, so we'd have to do a patch test on a discrete area of my skin first.
6) £85.

Sorry but I don't like the sound of that, atleast you had the decency to reply, no fecker else has.

 

[Blue Maniac]

About that PM you sent me, I don't appear to be able to reply so will do so here. So, in answer to your questions.

1) 26/male/Maidstone, UK
2) 7 inches.
3) Once or twice, but I certainly don't make a habit of it.
4) Yes! I couldn't sit down for weeks
5) I'm allergic to some whipped cream products, so we'd have to do a patch test on a discrete area of my skin first.
6) £85.

 

[tedfoxxx]

To continue the strange tangent that this thread has gone into, I think he meant discharge.

 

[Ian Marshall]

To continue the strange tangent that this thread has gone into, I think he meant discharge.

I may have meant discreet.

Nah, I meant catapult.

Cata Cata!

 

[Doggie_muz]

People who seemingly find it impossibe to turn their phone / blackberry off at public events. It really isn't that hard to remember.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Capitulating?
:icon_conf

'Contemplating'

I'm pretty sure he meant 'catapulting'.

I think I meant caterpillaring.

Are you sure it wasn't copulating?

I think it was claptrapping!

 

[camberwell fox]

people who text and don't check the number they are sending it to, thus, prepare for a heart attack of mammoth innane proportions;

Hi gorjus its amz got ya msg on fb sorry i culdnt make it 2nhampton i no i shuld hav bt me bein an emotional delusional wrek dcided 2 spend da day wiv ray still drumin it in my head dat it was our 2yr aniversary even though he dumpd me like 2mnts ago lol u gta kiss sum frogs b4 u find a prince ray told me he sent u a msg on fb bt if its just muggin u of dnt listen 2 it. Omg dan its so anoyin y cnt i just be his m8 its dificuld he telin evry1 im nt his girl n wen he had a few cans he shoutd dwn da fne and Z dat he aint intrestd in me shit dan ino i act tuff as nails bt it really hurt me i need 2 get ova him b4 he finds sum1else or i hear sumfing cz dat will kill me i no u dnt like him bt dis aint bwt him its bwt me staying sane so need ur manly advice inbox my fb dnt mug him of just tell me wt i cn do x

OMG!

 

[Blue Maniac]

people who text and don't check the number they are sending it to, thus, prepare for a heart attack of mammoth innane proportions;

Hi gorjus its amz got ya msg on fb sorry i culdnt make it 2nhampton i no i shuld hav bt me bein an emotional delusional wrek dcided 2 spend da day wiv ray still drumin it in my head dat it was our 2yr aniversary even though he dumpd me like 2mnts ago lol u gta kiss sum frogs b4 u find a prince ray told me he sent u a msg on fb bt if its just muggin u of dnt listen 2 it. Omg dan its so anoyin y cnt i just be his m8 its dificuld he telin evry1 im nt his girl n wen he had a few cans he shoutd dwn da fne and Z dat he aint intrestd in me shit dan ino i act tuff as nails bt it really hurt me i need 2 get ova him b4 he finds sum1else or i hear sumfing cz dat will kill me i no u dnt like him bt dis aint bwt him its bwt me staying sane so need ur manly advice inbox my fb dnt mug him of just tell me wt i cn do x

OMG!

I want to kill everyone involved in that situation. And you for making me read that ****ing toss.

 

[Macky]

people who text and don't check the number they are sending it to, thus, prepare for a heart attack of mammoth innane proportions;

Hi gorjus its amz got ya msg on fb sorry i culdnt make it 2nhampton i no i shuld hav bt me bein an emotional delusional wrek dcided 2 spend da day wiv ray still drumin it in my head dat it was our 2yr aniversary even though he dumpd me like 2mnts ago lol u gta kiss sum frogs b4 u find a prince ray told me he sent u a msg on fb bt if its just muggin u of dnt listen 2 it. Omg dan its so anoyin y cnt i just be his m8 its dificuld he telin evry1 im nt his girl n wen he had a few cans he shoutd dwn da fne and Z dat he aint intrestd in me shit dan ino i act tuff as nails bt it really hurt me i need 2 get ova him b4 he finds sum1else or i hear sumfing cz dat will kill me i no u dnt like him bt dis aint bwt him its bwt me staying sane so need ur manly advice inbox my fb dnt mug him of just tell me wt i cn do x

OMG!

Did you make that up? Or are you able to receive texts that are over 800 characters long?

 

[RHYDAL]

I want to kill everyone involved in that situation. And you for making me read that ****ing toss.

Surely a programme could be written into modern phones which detects such things. It could instigate a replica call and then activate a potassium cyanide canister concealed in the mouthpiece upon answer.

Perhaps this exists already and it just needs the switch flicking nationally. Who do I have to call to make this happen?

 

[pork pie fox]

Jeez camberwel, I've been drinking and that hurts my head to read, make it stop please

 

[Boy Genius]

people who text and don't check the number they are sending it to, thus, prepare for a heart attack of mammoth innane proportions;

Hi gorjus its amz got ya msg on fb sorry i culdnt make it 2nhampton i no i shuld hav bt me bein an emotional delusional wrek dcided 2 spend da day wiv ray still drumin it in my head dat it was our 2yr aniversary even though he dumpd me like 2mnts ago lol u gta kiss sum frogs b4 u find a prince ray told me he sent u a msg on fb bt if its just muggin u of dnt listen 2 it. Omg dan its so anoyin y cnt i just be his m8 its dificuld he telin evry1 im nt his girl n wen he had a few cans he shoutd dwn da fne and Z dat he aint intrestd in me shit dan ino i act tuff as nails bt it really hurt me i need 2 get ova him b4 he finds sum1else or i hear sumfing cz dat will kill me i no u dnt like him bt dis aint bwt him its bwt me staying sane so need ur manly advice inbox my fb dnt mug him of just tell me wt i cn do x

OMG!

Camberwell, post the number it came from and we can all send messages of disgust to it. People who spell like that need destroying!

 

[camberwell fox]

I want to kill everyone involved in that situation. And you for making me read that ****ing toss.

Did you make that up? Or are you able to receive texts that are over 800 characters long?

And now the follow up text sent to me once I had pointed out her error;

Haha sos lmao it aint my fne either its my m8 bet i made him sound real butch it was spose 2 b 07984...

Happy Reading BM, and no I wouldn't know where to start making up that drivvel Macky.

I have an iPhone so maybe it allows longer messages...enjoy!

:icon_lol:

 

[camberwell fox]

Camberwell, post the number it came from and we can all send messages of disgust to it. People who spell like that need destroying!

I have no problem with your request, except i fear Jeff may infract me, if not consider it yours!