People That Piss You Off

[Boy Genius]

No that would not be clever or funny and one suspects inaccurate. Rather you had a Filipino house boy (18 or over) that polished you bell end. :icon_wink

So now you accuse me of being a gay? I take that as being slanderous!

I would rather be called a **** than being accused of being gay!

 

[Blue Maniac]

So now you accuse me of being a gay? I take that as being slanderous!

I would rather be called a **** than being accused of being gay!

But you are a ****

 

[Boy Genius]

But you are a ****

and proud of it BM, VERY PROUD!

 

[Mawsley]

So, according to the RSPCA advert it costs £1.5 per day to feed a dog and £20 a week to feed a cat.

Why not tell me how much a hypodermic full of pentobarbital costs and I may be tempted to give you some cash.

 

[beaumontfox]

£20 a week to feed a cat?

I get three boxes of whiskas and a 2 boxes of dried food for under £15 and that's more than enough for my two kittehs.

Oh no...........I'm obviously starving them!:icon_eek:


Scrawny things that they are,......

 

[Macky]

So, according to the RSPCA advert it costs £1.5 per day to feed a dog and £20 a week to feed a cat.

That has to be a lie, I wouldn't spend that much to feed my child

Why not tell me how much a hypodermic full of pentobarbital costs and I may be tempted to give you some cash.

:icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

£20 a week to feed a cat?

I've just seen the ad. It says £20 a month to feed a cat. Mawsley is a lying liar.

 

[Mawsley]

I've just seen the ad. It says £20 a month to feed a cat. Mawsley is a lying liar.

My father is a retired naval captain, Arthur's mother has broken her leg and I've been offered a job writing scripts in London for Danny Boon, the comedian.

 

[beaumontfox]

People who whinge about the bread youve just bought for bacon sarnies.
should've had some bread in then ffs!

 

[beaumontfox]

And more to the point, putting red sauce on bacon.
Urgh.
It's got to be brown sauce!

 

[Leesoh]

No. No it hasn't.

Red sauce maketh the bacon sarnie.

Brown sauce is wrong. Just wrong.

 

[Macky]

Red sauce maketh the bacon sarnie.

That's not how to spell 'mushrooms'

 

[Leesoh]

Mushrooms = Food of the Devil

 

[fosseboy83]

Mushrooms = Food of the Devil

 

[Cate Fox]

Mushrooms = Food of the Devil

they're ok in stews, but never on their own.

 

[beaumontfox]

No no no Lisa.

Red sauce is utterly fol and should never EVER be put near any food- especially one as divine as bacon.

 

[bocadillo]

Hotel receptionists that don't know their arse from their elbow.

 

[Leesoh]

Red sauce = Sauce of the Gods

 

[beaumontfox]

It's not like it just tomato sauce, it's got a load of manky stuff added to it that makes it taste horrid!

 

[MKFox]

Red sauce maketh the bacon sarnie.
Brown sauce is wrong. Just wrong.

that is true for veggie bacon too