People That Piss You Off

[drummindefender]

mmmmmmmmmmm sheep fannies and moomoo eyelids

 

[MKFox]

mmmmmmmmmmm sheep fannies

:icon_conf

 

[Steven]

sheep fannies

Live your dream. :icon_conf

 

[spionfox]

I ****ing hate twat phrases like "pigs in blankets".

We had sausages and bacon as kids and never felt the need to make up a cutesy name for it. It was food.

It's more to do with how it is presented. The chipolata sausage is wrapped in a 'blanket' of bacon.

 

[fosseboy83]

nowt as poncy as fish and chips for Mackster when he was a nipper
he had swimmy thing and root vegitable

 

[Blue Maniac]

I went to Tesco in South Wigston yesterday evening. Now on my list:

People who open packs of frozen fish in supermarkets and then leave them on the shelf. What are you hoping to achieve? Do you need to see what a piece of breaded haddock looks like before you buy it? ****s.

For a variety of reasons, people who, also in supermarkets, stand in front of a magazine rack flicking through publications they haven't paid for. Either buy the magazine and **** off out of my way, or put the magazine down and **** off out of my way.

If you're one of those people who thumbs through magazines or books in shops, you're an arsehole.

 

[lazzer]

I went to Tesco in South Wigston yesterday evening. Now on my list:

People who open packs of frozen fish in supermarkets and then leave them on the shelf. What are you hoping to achieve? Do you need to see what a piece of breaded haddock looks like before you buy it? ****s.

For a variety of reasons, people who, also in supermarkets, stand in front of a magazine rack flicking through publications they haven't paid for. Either buy the magazine and **** off out of my way, or put the magazine down and **** off out of my way.

If you're one of those people who thumbs through magazines or books in shops, you're an arsehole.

I have highlighted where you went wrong.

 

[spionfox]

People who open packs of frozen fish in supermarkets and then leave them on the shelf. What are you hoping to achieve? Do you need to see what a piece of breaded haddock looks like before you buy it? ****s.

Get it right before you call me a ****

I know what the ****er looks like but I wasn't aware of what it tasted like. Once I'd had a lick and found it not to my liking I put it back.

OK? :icon_roll

 

[Blue Maniac]

I have highlighted where you went wrong.

:icon_redf I know. But still...

Get it right before you call me a ****

I know what the ****er looks like but I wasn't aware of what it tasted like. Once I'd had a lick and found it not to my liking I put it back.

OK? :icon_roll

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

People who cant use the plural of 'text' when referring to multiple text messages. It's not 'textses' FFS.

 

[Blue Maniac]

People who cant use the plural of 'text' when referring to multiple text messages. It's not 'textses' FFS.

I've heard 'texes' as well. I also occasionally get asked to 'tex' people, or told someone has been 'texing'. There's a whole language for stupid people.

 

[lazzer]

I've heard 'texes' as well. I also occasionally get asked to 'tex' people, or told someone has been 'texing'. There's a whole language for stupid people.

Did they ask to borrow you some money?

 

[pork pie fox]

Did they ask to borrow you some money?

It really annoys me when people say that

 

[Durham Fox]

We was down the football.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Did they ask to borrow you some money?

How about 'That'll learn you', infuriates me that does.

Or, 'Im itching it', no your not you're scratching it!!!

 

[camberwell fox]

How about 'That'll learn you', infuriates me that does.

Or, 'Im itching it', no your not you're scratching it!!!

Or

''looking back on it with hindsight''

Or

''110%'' or similar

Or

People who end a sentence with ''like''

****tards

 

[Mawsley]

For a variety of reasons, people who, also in supermarkets, stand in front of a magazine rack flicking through publications they haven't paid for. Either buy the magazine and **** off out of my way, or put the magazine down and **** off out of my way.

If you're one of those people who thumbs through magazines or books in shops, you're an arsehole.

If you know of a way to put spunking hairy cock drawings into magazines without picking them up then I'm all ears.

 

[Leesoh]

There's a whole language for stupid people.

I call it "Moron".

 

[Hazzman]

For a variety of reasons, people who, also in supermarkets, stand in front of a magazine rack flicking through publications they haven't paid for. Either buy the magazine and **** off out of my way, or put the magazine down and **** off out of my way.

If you're one of those people who thumbs through magazines or books in shops, you're an arsehole.

Afternoon :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

Afternoon :icon_lol:

Scratter !!!