People That Piss You Off

[Hazzman]

Have to agree with this one, and it's not just in Ratby either.

On the subject of lollipop men and women, I can understand the need for them where children are expected to cross busy roads, but why does the council, or whoever employs them, have to stick them at a crossing that has traffic signals. I know most of you won't believe me, but I'm not going to ignore the red light because school is either starting or finishing.

Worse still, the guy who stands outside of South Wigston High School and whatever primary school it is there, also likes to wave drivers on after the kids/thick adults have finished crossing. Quite often whilst the lights are still on red. Why? Seriously. Why?

There's one in Coventry who just comes across the road with no clear markings of it being a crossing. I swear she's just a nutjob. Zebra crossings are surely the only practical place for them.

 

[Leesoh]

I would presume that he is trying to get the traffic back on the move when there is no need for it to be stopped. Isn't that a good thing?

The signals of a police officer or a school crossing patrol supersede those given by pelican and similar crossings and the normal rules which apply to pedestrian crossings.

Do they? What's their authority for doing this, as I was taught that you don't ignore a red light unless it's to move out of the way for an emergency vehicle or just for the police.

How would things stand if I was ushered by a school crossing patrol whilst the lights were on red, but precedence was still with pedestrians, and somebody used the crossing and then I hit them? I know I should be aware of all possible hazards, but if my attention is focused on a numpty in a white and fluorescent jacket giving me the all clear, I surely cannot be held 100% liable?

 

[Mawsley]

When I grow up I want to be a Lollipop Man.

I bet you get to pull loads of MILF poon.

 

[Leesoh]

Yeah, off the front of my car, after you waved me on and the stupid bints have decided to cross the road.

 

[Durham Fox]

Do they? What's their authority for doing this, as I was taught that you don't ignore a red light unless it's to move out of the way for an emergency vehicle or just for the police.

How would things stand if I was ushered by a school crossing patrol whilst the lights were on red, but precedence was still with pedestrians, and somebody used the crossing and then I hit them? I know I should be aware of all possible hazards, but if my attention is focused on a numpty in a white and fluorescent jacket giving me the all clear, I surely cannot be held 100% liable?

Hows a red light similar to a pelican crossing?

 

[Leesoh]

Hows a red light similar to a pelican crossing?

Pelican crossings are the ones with traffic lights, aren't they? I drive along, the lights turn red, and I stop the car to allow people to cross? Then they turn amber and green, and I can pootle off on my merry way?

Unless they've changed, and nobody told me.

 

[Blue Maniac]

When I grow up I want to be a Lollipop Man.

I bet you get to pull loads of MILF poon.

I have found that smartly-dressed door-to-door salesmen get a lot of offers that they otherwise wouldn't.

 

[beaumontfox]

I bet they all stay well away from your front door now though don't they?

 

[GazLCFC]

I bet they all stay well away from your front door now though don't they?

:icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

I bet they all stay well away from your front door now though don't they?

:icon_lol: Div.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Supermarket management types at chains that may or may not rhyme with Norrison's, for refusing to hire actual butchers for their meat counter and then failing to give adequate food hygiene training to the minimum wage ten-year-olds they do employ.

 

[beaumontfox]

Does that mean we are having summat veggie for lunch tomorrow then?:icon_razz

Seeing as you are having to feed a pauper before going the game.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Does that mean we are having summat veggie for lunch tomorrow then?:icon_razz

Seeing as you are having to feed a pauper before going the game.

Sausage, bacon, egg, beans and mushrooms.

 

[bocadillo]

Seeing as you are having to feed a pauper before going the game.

I have no recollection of even arranging to meet BM.

 

[Mawsley]

The ignorant, benefit-scrounging bitch with her three bastard, bullying children (each sired by a different man).

The witch who has the audacity to accuse MY son of bullying HER feral ****nuts.

The **** who sends abusive texts to my wife about my son's abusive behaviour.

"He was with his childminder, you stupid ****ing dumb bitch!" was a phrase I have not bellowed through her letterbox.

There, I feel better for that now.

 

[beaumontfox]

Sausage, bacon, egg, beans and mushrooms.

Yum!!

I have no recollection of even arranging to meet BM.

I think you are less a pauper than I am!:icon_razz

 

[Siouxsie]

Sausage, bacon, egg, beans and mushrooms.

Have you given up your blog (a sad lack of updates for months) and no travelling with other fans rule?

 

[beaumontfox]

He broke that for the Leeds cup game when him and Cate came with me and Ben.( I don't think going the games with Sidekick counts)

 

[Blue Maniac]

Have you given up your blog (a sad lack of updates for months) and no travelling with other fans rule?

The Search for Franck is back this week! Starting with the update for Preston (which I'll probably do tomorrow morning), I'll be checking over the old updates I wrote but didn't post (long story) and putting them up. Thanks for asking

 

[Darth Vodka]

people, from Hinckley usually, who say "brought" when they mean "bought"

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