People That Piss You Off

[spionfox]

Lads, this is a bit like arguing over which crack whore in the brothel has got the most teeth left in her mouth

The most popular would be the one with no teeth :icon_razz

 

[Matt_B]

****s who decide to speed around car parks, see I'm reversing out of a spot (and can't see them at the minute because they are going the wrong way round the one way system and are hidden from view) but still continue and then get arsey when I have to slam on my brakes and they have to move to the side slightly. If you can see I'm coming out, don't be a **** and try to accelerate past me, hold the **** on. Grrr.

 

[Mawsley]

Are Neo Tories the ones who've taken the blue pill and still believe everything is OK and they're doing the right thing?

 

[Leesoh]

****s who decide to speed around car parks, see I'm reversing out of a spot (and can't see them at the minute because they are going the wrong way round the one way system and are hidden from view) but still continue and then get arsey when I have to slam on my brakes and they have to move to the side slightly. If you can see I'm coming out, don't be a **** and try to accelerate past me, hold the **** on. Grrr.

It's staggering the number of people who ignore one way systems in car parks. My gym is littered with them, mostly women (giving those of us who can actually drive a bad name), and ex Tigers players.

 

[Mawsley]

I feel compelled to shoot my wad like all of the fawning, simpering dickwads taking over C4 News to gas about the singlemost over-rated pop act in the last thirty years.

Two albums, one of which was shit, and ****-all else. Even the gigs were shit and made Blur look like they could hold a tune.

 

[RHYDAL]

Amazingly accurate prediction.

What part of 'meh' are you having a problem with?
Quick, look, they're evicting the gypos.

 

[fitz]

I feel compelled to shoot my wad like all of the fawning, simpering dickwads taking over C4 News to gas about the singlemost over-rated pop act in the last thirty years.

Steps?

 

[Leesoh]

People who buy or rent property that does not have off-road parking, who then place bins/cones/etc outside of their house, on the public highway, to prevent others from legally parking there.

 

[RHYDAL]

People who buy or rent property that does not have off-road parking, who then place bins/cones/etc outside of their house, on the public highway, to prevent others from legally parking there.

I don't think it actually prevents them parking there, just acts as a hinderance. Bit like a moveable obstruction in golf.
I would have no problem getting out of my car to remove said obstacles and deliberately park there out of spite. Especially if it's outside the house of some hairy faced **** with more than one car who continues to park in front of my house (a one car family) despite my boy having a broken leg. And what the **** has your husband got on his head?

 

[Biffa Bacon]

I don't think it actually prevents them parking there, just acts as a hinderance. Bit like a moveable obstruction in golf.
I would have no problem getting out of my car to remove said obstacles and deliberately park there out of spite. Especially if it's outside the house of some hairy faced **** with more than one car who continues to park in front of my house (a one car family) despite my boy having a broken leg. And what the **** has your husband got on his head?

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[RHYDAL]

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He looks like this fecker on the right, except the hat is a filthy orange colour....



I don't think the PSI has been invented that would be sufficient to satisfy the strength of punch I'd like to land square in the middle of his face. It would need to be enough so that I would be left wearing his skull like a wristband.
And a P reg navy Escort of all things.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Ah, understood, I thought you were referring to leesohs husband ie. me.

 

[RHYDAL]

Ah, understood, I thought you were referring to leesohs husband ie. me.

No, when I said hairy faced **** I meant the woman who parks outside my house regularly, not some beardy wierdy. She has an inordinate amount of cheek hair. She probably has a hairy arse too. Been eating to much cheap red meat methinks.

 

[Leesoh]

Sounds like a lovely lady.....

 

[Leesoh]

I forgot to add that one of the side streets in the area I was looking to park had a line of council authorised disabled parking bays marked out. One or two is nothing out of the ordinary, but this was at least seven or eight in a row. Unprecedented, if you ask me.

 

[Matt_B]

I forgot to add that one of the side streets in the area I was looking to park had a line of council authorised disabled parking bays marked out. One or two is nothing out of the ordinary, but this was at least seven or eight in a row. Unprecedented, if you ask me.

Being a new parent, I am just realising how disproportionate the number of disabed spaces compared to parent/child spaces is. I wouldn't mind of they were full, but there must be 20 on each level of the Highcross and they are always 90% empty.

 

[Leesoh]

Being a new parent, I am just realising how disproportionate the number of disabed spaces compared to parent/child spaces is. I wouldn't mind of they were full, but there must be 20 on each level of the Highcross and they are always 90% empty.

Ah, you see I'm not a fan of parent and child spaces. You may remember this from earlier rants.

 

[spionfox]

Being a new parent, I am just realising how disproportionate the number of disabed spaces compared to parent/child spaces is. I wouldn't mind of they were full, but there must be 20 on each level of the Highcross and they are always 90% empty.

Ah, but if all the disabled drivers came at once................

 

[Matt_B]

Ah, but if all the disabled drivers came at once................

They'd have to wait, the same as if every able bodied person came at once.

 

[spionfox]

Ah, but if all the disabled drivers came at once................

They'd have to wait, the same as if every able bodied person came at once.

That wasn't actually the punchline I was looking for :icon_wink